dirtbag at heart

max // 25 // 18+ only

[threedollarsdotcom]

great pervert, even better person

[vamptits]

Happy pride! Census time

Is your pet queer?

My pet is gay

My pet is trans

My pet is gay & trans

My pet is aro and/or ace

My pet uses microlabels

My pet is cisgender and heterosexual

My pet has something else going on

No pet/other nuanced take/my pet won't tell me/I'm homophobic

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

Pick whichever identity your pet most strongly identifies with if there's multiple.

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[dad-dumpster]

caught

late mermay art

[jack--crawford]

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[bogdwellr]

ok gay boy

[runebears]

the phone?

[implin]

[daftpatience]

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: stuck on the garden state parkway

[toddsolondz]

the other day i hit one of those harry potter house elves on the new jersey turnpike and i just kept going. i didn’t even slow down i just kept going

[robertfagden]

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[youmurderedmy]

Hi

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs