Last one alive locks the door

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME. Indie TF2 RP Blog for Jane Doe (Soldier). Set in 1969.

[buryingthebodies]

I don’t think a raccoon would get along very well with my cat.

[standonpoint-blog]

Well... I need to leave Tank here for a little while. I need to go somewhere!

[standonpoint-blog]

buryingthebodies:

Ooookay. Shoot.

Do you want a baby raccoon...?

[buryingthebodies]

HEY MISS PAULING!!

Do you need to shout?

[standonpoint-blog]

Nah, but I like to! ANYWAY.

I have a question.

[oblooterated]

Well, could understand if they have sensitive hearin’…like me. But aye, aye. Ye coul’ be. Eatin’ questionable thin’s fer one.

[He grinned at him.]

[standonpoint-blog]

Like people!

[His grin is definitively lopsided now, likely due to all the alcohol he’d consumed. As he spoke, he took another hearty swig.] I never eat people I don’t think. Not that I could ...remember.

[standonpoint-blog]

WELL I am here technically hello anyone I owe things for?))

[standonpoint-blog]

((SNEEZES))

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?

[aph-france-deactivated20170222]

*in tears* yes, yes I will

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*starts sobbing uncontrollably* *punches you square in the face*

[sensible-haircuts-deactivated20]

"Pick up anything you see! Everything! Demoman’s grenades are just perfect! Just be careful to not touch Sasha by accident while you’re searching for the explosives, Heavy have a 6th sense for this kind of stuff and oh boy I wouldn’t want to be you if I would have just done that!

Also I guess I could take two pink bucket, with all the bombs we’ll take, probably one bucket wont be enough to pain everything, so here you go! And everyone’s gonna be happy!”

[standonpoint-blog]

" GOT IT. No touching Sasha or Natasha or anything of the Heavy's stuff." He nodded in agreement, especially at the preposition of getting a bucket of his own.

"That sounds only fair! SO- let's meet up again here when we have everything, yes?" Jane looked the other over. "Let me know when that'll be, too, uh."

[standonpoint-blog]

(I would love to see Soldier give a Rocket Jumping seminar. He seems like he would totally run one with such gusto akin to his Meet the Soldier video.)

(HE WOULD. If only people, well, were inclined to listen.))

[standonpoint-blog]

No no! Of course not! I just find it incredible how they can do that! I myself have trouble doing those stunts. I always have trouble finding the right angle to shoot from. Plus I can't for the life of me figure out how they keep their momentum going up slopes and being launched like 20 feet in the air.

The way I do it is just... practice. And you have to believe the rockets won't kill you on impact. That's VERY important!

I BELIEVE IN YOU!

((Fun fact, I can't actually rocket jump.))

[standonpoint-blog]

What is your opinion on the Soldiers who utilize Rocket Jumping as a sort of extreme sport?

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, PRIVATE TWINKLETOES?

[standonpoint-blog]

*pokes a couple times*

What do you want???

[ask-the-silentkiller-deactivate]

For TF2 Fans!!

[lintufriikki]

i wonder what or who interrupted their party

[sensible-haircuts-deactivated20]

"But FIRST, we need to paint these ROCKETS IN PINK, because PINK is the color of LOVE and VALENTINE’S DAY. I’ll pick up the paint, YOU, you’ll take as much rockets as you can! And anything explosive while you’re at it. I’ll try to find some more too on my side.

Also the pink bucket is mine.”

[standonpoint-blog]

"Do you want me to pick up the Demoman's grenades too? Because they explode too. Maybe we could paint them with little hearts on them or something.,

And I wanted a pink bucket too! Hmph."

[standonpoint-blog]

What's so funny?

[sensible-haircuts-deactivated20]

"Hmm…"

"My first thought was to explose the entire battlefield, including both bases, but then I thought the other mercs might not be really happy. We could just do it on the BLU base then."

[standonpoint-blog]

"Hm.... RED base sounds fun, but I agree with you. It's probably not the safest thing to do, overall. We might lose our jobs and I'd have to go live in a box again."

Jane shook his head. "But! The BLU base is PERFECT!"