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Xuebing Du
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
hello vonnie
PR's Tumblrdome
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosimo Galluzzi
wallacepolsom
we're not kids anymore.
Not today Justin
Origami Around
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@stank-tony
hey what was in the water with the stucky fandom for real they did some off the fucking chainnnn things on ao3 and for what.
the full on courtroom drama fics. the illustrated fics on ao3 that were like fucking baroque oil paintings. the epistolary shit. some mf wrote pieces of a fake book by a historian. we had works cited. this fanfction has a bibliography. how can we bottle this and distribute it en masse to other fandoms.
when did you stop watching every marvel movie?
Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor
Captain America the First Avenger, The Avengers, Iron Man 3, Thor the Dark World
The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy, Age of Ultron, Ant-Man
Civil War, Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Spider-Man Homecoming
Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther, Avengers Infinity War, Ant-Man and the Wasp
Captain Marvel, Avengers Endgame, Spider-Man Far From Home, Black Widow
Shang-Chi Legend of 10 Rings, Eternals, No Way Home, Multiverse of Madness
Thor Love & Thunder, Black Panther Wakanda Forever, Antman & Wasp Quantumania
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (still keeping up with Marvel movies)
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i think we as a society went through a period where people watched every marvel movie because they’re marvel movies. So, which of these movies was the last one you watched before only watching Marvel movies you’re genuinely interested in seeing?
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hey what was in the water with the stucky fandom for real they did some off the fucking chainnnn things on ao3 and for what.
the full on courtroom drama fics. the illustrated fics on ao3 that were like fucking baroque oil paintings. the epistolary shit. some mf wrote pieces of a fake book by a historian. we had works cited. this fanfction has a bibliography. how can we bottle this and distribute it en masse to other fandoms.
watched guardians 3 this weekend, it was ok. i still hate crisp ratt but he wasn’t really the focus of the movie. about 25% of the movie could have been completely cut, and it would have made it better.
kill yourself
the upside would be that i can bully tony personally in hell
do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
thor is for the lesbians, cap is for the bis, iron m*n is for the heteros
bucky is for the lgbt community as a whole
Every Iron Man fan I know is bi, but go off I guess.
tell them their bi card will be revoked starting tomorrow. have a good day.
Alright so the most female coded superhero is for the hets? Seems fucking fake but okay.
tonka stank: tHe MoSt FemAlE CoDed sUperHerOoooo
i just wanted to say, its been a minute, but i still fucking hate tony & am happy to see that marvel got so far up its own ass its basically imploding now. love that for all of us. u_u
well taika liked johnny depp’s instagram post celebrating his repulsive legal victory over AH so i guess he’s fucking cancelled
He is right and he should say it.
Taika Waititi, perfectly at ease: "Yeah so on top of everything else, what we're also gonna do is throw in a scene or two between Thor and Starlord that are a little fruity, not just for fun but also to really remind people that absolutely EVERY character in this movie is queer, you know?"
Chris Pratt visibly fighting back tears: "Uh huh, uh huh."
Fully aware this is a grossly inaccurate oversimplification of complex psychological and sociological trends, I am nevertheless opting to embrace misinformation by believing, regardless of all evidence to the contrary, that Elon Musk dickriding can be blamed on MCU Iron Man
"Those are two unrelated things and this makes no sense" they're related and it makes sense to me, I am rotating them both three-dimensionally in my mind,
in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.
Steve taking one for the team and marrying Howard Stark so that Tony is never born
mcu avengers ranked (why)
t’challa (obviously)
carol danvers (lesbian icon in flannel on a motorcycle)
natasha romanoff (beat up happy hogan for being a sexist pig)
sam wilson (let wanted fugitives into his house bc they’re hot, i get it)
rhodey (kicked drunk tony’s ass at that house party)
steve rogers (kicked tony’s ass in siberia)
thor (brags about how smart his gf is while drunk, a vibe)
scott lang (hates tony stark as much as me)
bruce banner (loses points for helping tony create ultron, gets points for being a good bro to thor)
wanda maximoff (loses points for being whitewashed, gets points for being unhinged)
bucky barnes (he said maybe 15 words across 5 movies, gets points for that thing where he picked up the raccoon and swung him around)
peter parker (tony stark bootlicker)
stephen strange (walking racist trope, gets points for orchestrating tony’s death)
peter quill (i hate chris pratt)
vision (created by war criminal)
clint barton (should have died instead of natasha, spent years straight up murdering people, who gives a fuck if he has a kid as if that makes him inherently more worthy of living than natasha who spent those same years working to keep the survivors on earth safe what the fuck)
tony stark (war criminal)
