Sasquatch

UNGA BUNGA

[stankysquatch]

GRRRaaaaaAAAAAAAA

(Open for asks, I’ll answer ‘em or I won’t, simple as that)

[stankysquatch]

U silly humans make no sense 😄🤗

It’s so easy to scare you too. All I have do is throw some trees and roar. You scatter and cry 😊

[stankysquatch]

😎💨🚬🌿

[bigfootbeat]

Sounds legit.

[stankysquatch]

*laughs in Yeti*

We’re one of the nine sentient societies on this planet. Dracos under LA. Some hunt humans for sport. We up in the mountains with some of the remaining Nephilim. Me pity humans 🦍

Dracos and Illuminati same thing. Some greys are in it too. 👽🙊

[nerdyerror]

This is my personal conspiracy theory

Teddy Roosevelt was half bigfoot

There are no downsides to this theory

Roosevelt is still a US citizen so he was still a valid president

Makes sense why he tanked a bullet that one time

He created the national parks system to protect his cousins

[stankysquatch]

👀 *suprised grunt* they’re onto us…. *rolls back to inner earth*

[therediceberg]

Do you think that the reason we can’t find Bigfoot is because his penis is so massive that it drags against the ground and covers up his tracks?

[stankysquatch]

😎 (that could be one reason why…)

[bignaz8]

[stankysquatch]

(I didn’t mean to scare Santa Claus pls don’t put me on the naughty list!) 🦍🎄✨

[stankysquatch]

AAaAaghh!!!!! 😱

(I plead the fifth)

[stankysquatch]

I would blaze it with you stankysquatch

😎🚬🌿

[pixelated-nebula]

I made some pixel art and had so much fun 🥰

[stankysquatch]

OoOhHh?!! 😨

(Guilty)

[stankysquatch]

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Happy Halloween 🎃 🍬🍫👻

Especially to Bigfoot, wherever he may be ✨🏔️👣🌲✨

[stankysquatch]

AAAaghhieee!!!!

(Freed new friends from wood box :D)

[culturevulturette]

[stankysquatch]

Oooh-ooh-aaagh!

(Me and Nessie go way back)

[bigfootin]

[stankysquatch]

OAwwgrr-ppbbtooo!

(he my second cousin twice removed)

[stankysquatch]

Do you have the power to screw up trail cams?

*rips trail cam off tree and eats it, crunching down slowly while staring at you*

[stankysquatch]

what's your favorite food, hobby and tv show?

UGngaaaa!

*camp raids with the family*

[stankysquatch]

are you a big foot or a yeti?

*farts*