[satanhomie]

I consider myself blessed to be on my second intimate friendship. It’s wild. We’ll go on little dates, hold hands, this morning we were in bed and she was on top of me kissing my neck. Writing that sounds mad, sounds like friends with almost benefits but it’s actually great I love her and don’t want anything more this is perfect I’m such a cuddly affectionate person and I love kisses and cuddles even if it isn’t in a relationship context and finding likeminded people is a fucking bleeeeeessing

[satanhomie]

Update I kissed her and we spend hours making out in bed then on the plane home, talked about it and decided to keep going get in my son win win

[satanhomie]

Update we now live together and she moans in my ear so hey how about that

[satanhomie]

I’m in love

[satanhomie]

we’re over. She couldn’t come out. It’s ok.

[satanhomie]

I consider myself blessed to be on my second intimate friendship. It’s wild. We’ll go on little dates, hold hands, this morning we were in bed and she was on top of me kissing my neck. Writing that sounds mad, sounds like friends with almost benefits but it’s actually great I love her and don’t want anything more this is perfect I’m such a cuddly affectionate person and I love kisses and cuddles even if it isn’t in a relationship context and finding likeminded people is a fucking bleeeeeessing

[satanhomie]

Update I kissed her and we spend hours making out in bed then on the plane home, talked about it and decided to keep going get in my son win win

[satanhomie]

Update we now live together and she moans in my ear so hey how about that

[satanhomie]

I’m in love

[satanhomie]

I’ve fallen in love. This is so dangerous

[futw]

[meme-mixtape-deactivated2016080]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

[satanhomie]

I consider myself blessed to be on my second intimate friendship. It’s wild. We’ll go on little dates, hold hands, this morning we were in bed and she was on top of me kissing my neck. Writing that sounds mad, sounds like friends with almost benefits but it’s actually great I love her and don’t want anything more this is perfect I’m such a cuddly affectionate person and I love kisses and cuddles even if it isn’t in a relationship context and finding likeminded people is a fucking bleeeeeessing

[satanhomie]

Update I kissed her and we spend hours making out in bed then on the plane home, talked about it and decided to keep going get in my son win win

[satanhomie]

Update we now live together and she moans in my ear so hey how about that

[satanhomie]

I consider myself blessed to be on my second intimate friendship. It’s wild. We’ll go on little dates, hold hands, this morning we were in bed and she was on top of me kissing my neck. Writing that sounds mad, sounds like friends with almost benefits but it’s actually great I love her and don’t want anything more this is perfect I’m such a cuddly affectionate person and I love kisses and cuddles even if it isn’t in a relationship context and finding likeminded people is a fucking bleeeeeessing

[satanhomie]

Update I kissed her and we spend hours making out in bed then on the plane home, talked about it and decided to keep going get in my son win win

[satanhomie]

I consider myself blessed to be on my second intimate friendship. It’s wild. We’ll go on little dates, hold hands, this morning we were in bed and she was on top of me kissing my neck. Writing that sounds mad, sounds like friends with almost benefits but it’s actually great I love her and don’t want anything more this is perfect I’m such a cuddly affectionate person and I love kisses and cuddles even if it isn’t in a relationship context and finding likeminded people is a fucking bleeeeeessing

[unreachedgalaxy]

a concept: jake introducing captain holt to queer eye

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[satanhomie]

how the fuck do I get through this

[satanhomie]

My life is actually a joke. I can’t handle it anymore. I wanna just get the fuck away from everyone and start again. As if I’d died. Just fucking vanish.

[satanhomie]

twice this month I’ve had alcohol for breakfast a good decision each time

[satanhomie]

yes it is only 11:50 yes i do have work at 3 yes i havent had breakfast but mostly importantly i do not care

[butterbeflyin]

The little moments of Love, Simon that mean more to LGBTQ+ people than straight people realize:

- Not being able to say you’re gay out loud right away, even to yourself

- Coming out in a car. Why do we all do this?!?

- That deep breath and inability to look someone in the eye the first time you say it

- The awkwardness after coming out, even to a completely supportive family. Things aren’t bad, they’re just weird for awhile

- Having a crush on literally anyone who looks at you longer than three seconds or who gives any inclination that they may be gay

- Spending literally all day thinking about the fact that you’re gay

- Trying out ‘dressing gay’

- Coming out to someone who knows you less before you come out to the Important People in your life

- Being completely oblivious to straight people hitting on you, cause you’re just not looking for it

- Not knowing how to talk about people being attractive, not because you don’t want to, but because you’ve never done it before

[outcastsuggestion]

it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”