[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

training your brain to default to gender neutral language is actually so fun & sexy & will challenge so many dumbass assumptions you didn't even realize u had about the world

[stanleythedinosaur]

ppl on tik tok do not know what a twink is

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hate when i pay for the train just for nobody to check that i paid. waste of money fr

[stanleythedinosaur]

beetle on a morel mushroom tattoo i got yesterday!

[stanleythedinosaur]

i wish my bus stop didnt smell like actual shit

[stanleythedinosaur]

i love when im at work and i get to sit down

[stanleythedinosaur]

had a discussion in class today about how kirby is not a man or woman, kirby is kirbygender

[stanleythedinosaur]

[stanleythedinosaur]

why are bus drivers either the nicest people ever or total bullies and theres no inbetween i swear

[stanleythedinosaur]

watchin httyd with the kitty

[stanleythedinosaur]

turning 18 in 6 days I'm gonna buy so many porn magazines

[stanleythedinosaur]

what the fuck sam

at least he payed well I guess...

[stanleythedinosaur]

I'm gonna start calling my birth control my whormones

[stanleythedinosaur]

shooting my shot by liking their insta story

[stanleythedinosaur]

I was gonna crochet my mom's mother's day present but I got distracted and am now crocheting rope for seggsy purposes...

[emojiturtledaily]

420: 🐢 & 🌿 (I guess)

[emojiturtledaily]

Making this rebloggable for this special day

[stanleythedinosaur]

I am literally so in love with him