Stanley

Mainly just reposts and edits They/It/He 20 I write and draw, just ask.

[jellicle-quotes]

I went to an Andrew Lloyd Webber themed Drag brunch and omg

[stannyberry]

@thechuckydeville on instagram (yes this is my second account)

[jellicle-quotes]

Mungojerrie ;; "ADHD is so funny it's like 'I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's Meth."

[jellicle-quotes]

Jennyanydots ;; "Being alive is great because there are so many different types of vegetables you can sauté. but then there are the horrors."

[stannyberry]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar would do it so much faster

[phoenixcollective]

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

[stannyberry]

Holy shit I’ve been gone so long I haven’t even changed my age, i’m fucking 20 now

[catfindr]

[petfinder-names]

Adopt Sergeant Floofy Butt

[petfinder-names]

[huffylemon]

[pukicho]

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Concept: An all gay pirate crew, made of mostly men but with a woman as the captain. When a mermaid tries to lure the pirates into the water, the results are not what she expected. Shes use to her prey being men, shes not expecting her prey to be the pretty captain, whos being held back by her crew, from jumping overboard.

[randomstuffiguess1]

Similar idea, male siren just can’t pull any and is shunned for it, except when a gay captain comes along lol

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Now I’m just imagining this flustered male siren with an accidental harem of gay pirates

[freshfruitforrottingvegetablez]

“Concept: an all gay pirate crew” is there any other kind?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

…Yeah that’s fair.

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #2456

"When you said you we were going to dress as pirates, I thought you meant the software stealing kind."

"Why the fuck would I mean that kind?"

[everythingfox]

He was not having it

[catseverywhere]

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[stannyberry]

Formaggio: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?

Gelato: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.

Melone: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.

Melone: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.

Risotto: Are. Are you speaking from experience.

Melone: No!

Melone:

Melone: ....Maybe.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly so many words sound like pretty baby names but then it turns out you can't use them bc they have Other Stupid Meanings. i mean come on. Allegra. Edema. Nitroglycerin. pretty! pretty baby names

[stannyberry]

I saw some kid named Viagra once… it was both funny and sad