I went to an Andrew Lloyd Webber themed Drag brunch and omg (@thechuckydeville on instagram)
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I went to an Andrew Lloyd Webber themed Drag brunch and omg (@thechuckydeville on instagram)
Mungojerrie ;; “I tried making pancakes ONCE I needed an eye patch for like a week”
Munkustrap ;; “WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET AN EYE PATCH?”
Mungojerrie ;; “I TRIED TO FLIP THE PANCAKE BUT IT RETALIATED AND ENDED UP SPLASHING HOT BUTTER IN MY EYE”
Mungojerrie ;; “Don’t you wanna try something new?”
Munkustrap ;; “hm… No :)”
Coricopat ;; "Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, 'Oh I hate this part', reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML"
Coricopat ;; "Why is there a ladder in the middle of the junkyard?"
Mungojerrie ;; "Oh, you know."
Coricopat ;; "No. No, I do not know."
Tantomile ;; "I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that you thought this plan would work or the fact that it actually did."
Rumpleteazer ;; "Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here forever."
Demeter ;; "I love you, but if you do that again, I will throw you into the river."
Cassandra ;; "Noted. No promises."
Munkustrap ;; "Alright, who knocked over the milk bowl?"
Mungojerrie ;; "Who knows? There are so many possibilities…"
Rum Tum Tugger ;; "Let me guess, you were involved?"
Mungojerrie ;; "I may have been in the area... but I’m not admitting anything!"
Mungojerrie ;; “Should I get some ice cream or stay in bed”
Munkustrap ;; “Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
Mungojerrie ;; “That wasn’t the question”
Rumpleteazer ;; “Can I ask you something?”
Victoria ;; “Sure”
Rumpleteazer ;; “Do you… like me?”
Victoria ;; “Do I like you..?”
Rumpleteazer ;; “Yeah, y’know, like… as more than a friend..?”
Victoria ;; “… Teazer?”
Rumpleteazer ;; “Y-Yeah?”
Victoria ;; “We have been married for TWO YEARS”
Rumpleteazer ;; “… so is that a yes, or..?”
Mungojerrie ;; "Any guy can be babygirl but it takes a real man to be a single mother"
Munkustrap ;; "I am nowhere near babygirl status, Jerrie"
Mungojerrie ;; "That's what you think"
Tugger ;; "What’s it like dating Mungojerrie?"
Munkustrap ;; "Imagine constantly trying to keep a very determined raccoon from knocking things over while also loving it too much to stop it."
Mungojerrie ;; "That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me!"
Rumpleteazer ;; "If I were a gardener, I’d put our friendship in a flowerpot and let it grow!"
Mungojerrie ;; "If I were a gardener, I’d plant poison ivy next to Misto's den just to see what happens."
Mistoffelees ;; "WHAT?!"
Munkustrap ;; "What happened, baby?"
Mungojerrie, sleepily collapsing on the bed ;; "It was... it was the pigeons, babe. They finally organized. Tactical formations. I took down the first wave, but then—then they came from the shadows. Too many. Too fast. One stole my sandwich. Another took my dignity. I tried to reason with them, but you ever seen a pigeon’s eyes? Empty. Soulless. Merciless."
Mungojerrie ;; "Hey, Bomba, what’s the best way to flirt?"
Bombalurina ;; "Easy. Eye contact, confidence, and a little mystery."
Mungojerrie ;; "Great. And if I have none of those things?"
Bombalurina ;; "Then just be stupid and hope for the best."
Victoria ;; "Rumpleteazer, did you just steal that box of chocolates from Bustopher Jones?"
Rumpleteazer ;; "No."
Bustopher Jones ;; "Yes, she absolutely did."
Rumpleteazer ;; "…Technically, it’s the thought that counts."
Munkustrap ;; "Jerrie, where did you get all those roses?"
Mungojerrie ;; "Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to."