Mungo Kin

Absolute Andrew Lloyd Webber Fanatic I write and make silly quotes Request something :)

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I went to an Andrew Lloyd Webber themed Drag brunch and omg (@thechuckydeville on instagram)

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Mungojerrie ;; “I tried making pancakes ONCE I needed an eye patch for like a week”

Munkustrap ;; “WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET AN EYE PATCH?”

Mungojerrie ;; “I TRIED TO FLIP THE PANCAKE BUT IT RETALIATED AND ENDED UP SPLASHING HOT BUTTER IN MY EYE”

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Mungojerrie ;; “Don’t you wanna try something new?”

Munkustrap ;; “hm… No :)”

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Coricopat ;; "Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, 'Oh I hate this part', reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML"

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Coricopat ;; "Why is there a ladder in the middle of the junkyard?"

Mungojerrie ;; "Oh, you know."

Coricopat ;; "No. No, I do not know."

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Tantomile ;; "I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that you thought this plan would work or the fact that it actually did."

Rumpleteazer ;; "Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here forever."

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Demeter ;; "I love you, but if you do that again, I will throw you into the river."

Cassandra ;; "Noted. No promises."

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Munkustrap ;; "Alright, who knocked over the milk bowl?"

Mungojerrie ;; "Who knows? There are so many possibilities…"

Rum Tum Tugger ;; "Let me guess, you were involved?"

Mungojerrie ;; "I may have been in the area... but I’m not admitting anything!"

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Mungojerrie ;; “Should I get some ice cream or stay in bed”

Munkustrap ;; “Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”

Mungojerrie ;; “That wasn’t the question”

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Rumpleteazer ;; “Can I ask you something?”

Victoria ;; “Sure”

Rumpleteazer ;; “Do you… like me?”

Victoria ;; “Do I like you..?”

Rumpleteazer ;; “Yeah, y’know, like… as more than a friend..?”

Victoria ;; “… Teazer?”

Rumpleteazer ;; “Y-Yeah?”

Victoria ;; “We have been married for TWO YEARS”

Rumpleteazer ;; “… so is that a yes, or..?”

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Mungojerrie ;; "Any guy can be babygirl but it takes a real man to be a single mother"

Munkustrap ;; "I am nowhere near babygirl status, Jerrie"

Mungojerrie ;; "That's what you think"

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Tugger ;; "What’s it like dating Mungojerrie?"

Munkustrap ;; "Imagine constantly trying to keep a very determined raccoon from knocking things over while also loving it too much to stop it."

Mungojerrie ;; "That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me!"

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Rumpleteazer ;; "If I were a gardener, I’d put our friendship in a flowerpot and let it grow!"

Mungojerrie ;; "If I were a gardener, I’d plant poison ivy next to Misto's den just to see what happens."

Mistoffelees ;; "WHAT?!"

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Munkustrap ;; "What happened, baby?"

Mungojerrie, sleepily collapsing on the bed ;; "It was... it was the pigeons, babe. They finally organized. Tactical formations. I took down the first wave, but then—then they came from the shadows. Too many. Too fast. One stole my sandwich. Another took my dignity. I tried to reason with them, but you ever seen a pigeon’s eyes? Empty. Soulless. Merciless."

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Mungojerrie ;; "Hey, Bomba, what’s the best way to flirt?"

Bombalurina ;; "Easy. Eye contact, confidence, and a little mystery."

Mungojerrie ;; "Great. And if I have none of those things?"

Bombalurina ;; "Then just be stupid and hope for the best."

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Victoria ;; "Rumpleteazer, did you just steal that box of chocolates from Bustopher Jones?"

Rumpleteazer ;; "No."

Bustopher Jones ;; "Yes, she absolutely did."

Rumpleteazer ;; "…Technically, it’s the thought that counts."

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Munkustrap ;; "Jerrie, where did you get all those roses?"

Mungojerrie ;; "Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to."