The Rapture Tribune

Johnny Topside is real and he’s my BFF. BallpitBees Bioshock Blog.

[stanpoole]

I thought maybe another Bioshock game would be cool bc I super wanna explore Rapture again! And now it’s been announced I’m not.. sure I have enough faith in the creators to be excited about it

[stanpoole]

Ok so hearing a woman is directing it and ken Levine is Gone. I’m a lot more confident about this!

[stanpoole]

... Ok

[13-exp]

are we sure thats what those look like

[kluskinoodles]

Yeha totally, trust me

[stanpoole]

Me (4M) and some guy (24/50M) are trying to escape a fishtank and I think the mayor (53?M) and this guy are actually both my dad and also evil.

[stanpoole]

*to the tune of Blink 182s ‘All the Small Things’ *

ALL THE

GOOD THINGS

FLOW INTO

THE CIT Y

[stanpoole]

I’m so sorry for not being active I peaked at the giant book post.

[gruvu]

Lil Delta doodle with lil sis

[stanpoole]

Bill: I’ll pay for the extra costs myself it’ll save more visits from plumbers n whatnot. Makes sense and is effective

Ryan: I l

Ryan: I love

Ryan: I love. Y ou

[stanpoole]

Blows the dust offa this blog

[stanpoole]

every post ive made here is deranged good grief im normal i promise

[stanpoole]

Why is this post getting traction in pornbot circles hello???

[stanpoole]

every post ive made here is deranged good grief im normal i promise

[toopunktofuck]

ayn rand failing to understand that sesame street is for young children

[threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv]

god this is missing the best part JIM HENSON I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea. AYN RAND Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve. JIM HENSON He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.

[threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv]

lmao

[stanpoole]

Getting funky with sander sounds awful but I’d be game.

[stanpoole]

why tf did i type this i would absolutely not be game

[frangstfontaine]

@bookerbluedragon AAAAAAAAAAAGH

[stanpoole]

what if jack just didn’t listen to any audio tapes and had no clue who fontaine was

[stanpoole]

Getting funky with sander sounds awful but I’d be game.

[underwaterrazzledazzle]

I just want it on record that I hate cohen’s enormous rabbit fursona themed bedroom so much

Like imagine the sheer cringe of each and every disciple as cohen invites them over and they’re expected to get down n dirty on this

[curiooftheheart]

Whether or not to harvest Little Sisters may forever be the absolute dumbest ‘moral quandary’ in a video game ever. It’s a child. You kill her if you want the energy. There ain’t shit in the way of quandary, if you do harvest you’re a bastard who murders kids for fucking power. This is actually pretty neatly black and white.

[the--zubatman]

You even get more resources in the long run if you spare them so it’s not even a good decision if power was the end goal.

[carnival-phantasm]

The mistake was framing it as a moral dilemma and not “do you want your character to be a decent human being or Evil Video Game Bastard? Here’s an obvious way to choose.”