Killin' It

Jess. 29. Netherlands. Ace. Nonbinary (they/them/their). My rp blog is @drxmxtispersonxe if you are confused as to why I've followed you! Let me know if there's anything you need me tag Discord: ScherzoSeven#1764

[littlebunnysander]

If you’re an rp blog and confused about why I followed you, my rp is @drxmxtispersonxe

[eggos-esper]

🎵 I Lied to You, I Love the Blues 🎵

[willietheplaidjacket]

via aleksikoskinen on instagram

[saucefunk]

check in

[christianstepmoms]

theyre making the minions white now

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Germans - Wikipedia

[tenochre]

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

[tenochre]

community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:

category 2:

category 3:

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[bigsquinky]

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[uesp]

Testing something.

[radwolf76]

Whatever you did to this one it's not getting flagged now

[uesp]

I erased the decorative lines from the breastplate. Even stupider, the lines themselves don't trigger this either.

It is specifically the combination of Kodlak with those lines on the breastplate triggering it. The Tumblr bot is astoundingly bad at this.

[uesp]

Pictured = The silhouette of a naked woman, according to Tumblr. Beauty standards are simply absurd. You now need:

Massive shoulders, beyond what any human could possibly achieve. They must jut out beyond your arms despite that's not the direction shoulders naturally go.

Just humongous forearms. Think "Popeye the Sailor Man" and keep going.

No thighs at all, you're Cotton Hill maxxing. Elongated torso down to the knees is a bonus.

I just don't get it. Not only is the image of Kodlak almost AS CLOTHED AS HE POSSIBLY COULD BE, the only piece of equipment he is not wearing is a helmet, showing his old guy visage.

But according to Tumblr, that's a naked woman.

[3000s]

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[ryan-sometimes]

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[introspectres]

salt air & light through canvas || riso print in aqua, violet, yellow & flo pink