STAR ANON!!!

a tumblr user who just goes around on tumblr as Star Anon (⭐️)

[star-anon-hehe]

I'm Star Anon B)

They/He, Pansexual

I do stupid shit and I do not think of consequences until they hit me like a semi truck

Ooc/more belowwww!

Mod is @six--man

Mod is a minor. If you're going to say something suggestive, we'll most likely leave it at suggestive.

Star was, at one point, a real person. Now he's this. Epic sauce.

While he is only an anon, you are free to pester him yourself with your own anons. Get creative. Torture this dickhead.

^ This also applies to shipping. I would allow it, as long as you like... Talk to me about it first. DMs are open here or on my main blog :]

[adventurefan]

Caine I would love to go on one of your adventures. Take me away, magic man...

- ⭐️ ( @star-anon-hehe )

Wowie! You would? I mean- Of course you would! Hm.. I don’t really have one planned right now though. Oh, I know! I’ll plan a little solo adventure just for you!

Um, anything specific you want? I have a few ideas, but I want to make something you’ll surely like!

[star-anon-hehe]

I don't want anything specific, I want it to be something you came up with.

[asktheejax]

They place their shades on top of his head. No words. Just sunglasses. They then attempt to sneak off without saying anything.

- ⭐️ (bnuuy still. Suffer, star.)

... I don't want these???

[star-anon-hehe]

Too bad.

They take the shades back anyways.

...

They slowly put the shades back on their face.

[asktheejax]

I thought this would end after Easterrrrr...

Star is currently laying on the floor. Pathetic little bastard (loving). Their shades lay slightly in front of them, as if they'd simply flopped onto the floor.

- ⭐️ (still bunny. Mod thinks this is hilarious.)

Too bad it didn't, huh? Guess you're stuck as a tiny little fluffball forever.

[star-anon-hehe]

They lift their head from the floor to glare at him.

I'm not tiny. You're an absolute jackass, you know?

They reach for their sunglasses and put them back on. First time they'd had them come off in a while.

Also, I'm not that fluffy- Fluffy in comparison to you, yes, most likely, but not... Really that fluffy.

[asktheejax]

... super, SUPER tiny and really, REALLY fluffy. =)

[star-anon-hehe]

I'm gonna tie your ears into knots, I swear to god.

[asktheejax]

If only you could reach all the way up here! 🙃

[star-anon-hehe]

They slowly get off of the floor, rising to their feet.

God damnit, he was taller.

...this is stupid.

They reach for one of his ears and gently yank it. Not nearly enough to hurt, of course.

[asktheejax]

I thought this would end after Easterrrrr...

Star is currently laying on the floor. Pathetic little bastard (loving). Their shades lay slightly in front of them, as if they'd simply flopped onto the floor.

- ⭐️ (still bunny. Mod thinks this is hilarious.)

Too bad it didn't, huh? Guess you're stuck as a tiny little fluffball forever.

[star-anon-hehe]

They lift their head from the floor to glare at him.

I'm not tiny. You're an absolute jackass, you know?

They reach for their sunglasses and put them back on. First time they'd had them come off in a while.

Also, I'm not that fluffy- Fluffy in comparison to you, yes, most likely, but not... Really that fluffy.

[asktheejax]

... super, SUPER tiny and really, REALLY fluffy. =)

[star-anon-hehe]

I'm gonna tie your ears into knots, I swear to god.

[asktheejax]

I thought this would end after Easterrrrr...

Star is currently laying on the floor. Pathetic little bastard (loving). Their shades lay slightly in front of them, as if they'd simply flopped onto the floor.

- ⭐️ (still bunny. Mod thinks this is hilarious.)

Too bad it didn't, huh? Guess you're stuck as a tiny little fluffball forever.

[star-anon-hehe]

They lift their head from the floor to glare at him.

I'm not tiny. You're an absolute jackass, you know?

They reach for their sunglasses and put them back on. First time they'd had them come off in a while.

Also, I'm not that fluffy- Fluffy in comparison to you, yes, most likely, but not... Really that fluffy.

[star-anon-hehe]

WHY DO I NOT HAVE A TAIL.

[asktheejax]

...Hhhheyyy Jaxxxx...

- ⭐️ anon (bunny-ified)

... why are you bunny.

[star-anon-hehe]

Someone turned me into a bunny. I do not know how to feel.

[star-anon-hehe]

Hey babygirl. Uhhhh....

MAGIC ANON YOU'RE A FUCKING BNUUY.

have fun biiiitch ♡

...wow. okay.

[jaxx-talks]

Chucks 10 d20s at you at slightly different intervals

- @star-anon-hehe

Why???

[star-anon-hehe]

Because I'm bored :)

Throws another one at you

[jaxx-talks]

So why throw stuff at me??

[star-anon-hehe]

It's funny. Not like you wouldn't do the same thing to someone else.

[jaxx-talks]

Chucks 10 d20s at you at slightly different intervals

- @star-anon-hehe

Why???

[star-anon-hehe]

Because I'm bored :)

Throws another one at you

[asktheejax]

Sloooowly peeks my head around a corner

- ⭐️ anon ( @star-anon-hehe )

Can't stop coming back, can you, Star?

[star-anon-hehe]

What, am I not allowed to come back anymore?

They smirk.

It's not like you should care, anyway. You don't hate me. If you did, you would've made that blatantly obvious by now.

[asktheejax]

I don't know what you're talking about. I hate everyone, especially you.

[star-anon-hehe]

Mhm. If you really hated me, then you would probably refuse to talk to me. Hell, you'd probably try and get rid of me.

Never works, though.

[asktheejax]

I wish it did.

[star-anon-hehe]

Yeah, yeah, I know you do.

They roll their eyes.

[asktheejax]

Sloooowly peeks my head around a corner

- ⭐️ anon ( @star-anon-hehe )

Can't stop coming back, can you, Star?

[star-anon-hehe]

What, am I not allowed to come back anymore?

They smirk.

It's not like you should care, anyway. You don't hate me. If you did, you would've made that blatantly obvious by now.

[asktheejax]

I don't know what you're talking about. I hate everyone, especially you.

[star-anon-hehe]

Mhm. If you really hated me, then you would probably refuse to talk to me. Hell, you'd probably try and get rid of me.

Never works, though.

[asktheejax]

Sloooowly peeks my head around a corner

- ⭐️ anon ( @star-anon-hehe )

Can't stop coming back, can you, Star?

[star-anon-hehe]

What, am I not allowed to come back anymore?

They smirk.

It's not like you should care, anyway. You don't hate me. If you did, you would've made that blatantly obvious by now.

[asktheejax]

Okay, okay, I'm done. I'm out of dice to throw, anyways.

See you around, Jax! Probably won't throw shit next time, but it was funny.

- ⭐️ (got too lazy to tag)

Yeah, whatever, Star. I'll start stocking up on figures to throw back at you next time.

[star-anon-hehe]

Ooc post because I just noticed something in my notifs... mod is a minor, although it is funny to see an 18+ rp blog like my post about telling kids to gamble (as a joke, of course)

I really need to make/update Star's intro.... ughhhhh...

[star-anon-hehe]

Bet on black, kids