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A trailer for the Mario Face tech demo on the Nintendo DS.

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

trickstertime

Just a perfectly normal life hack video, no need to specifically tag @were--ralph for any particular reason

sour-charity

dogpuppy

Hey mutual ? What the fuck. Shirley temples are for EVERYONE

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

kabber

kaylmao

valla-chan

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

mlarayoukai

happy mothers day to her

herssian

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."