sparkly garbage

im pretty smart, yknow, for an idiot

[angelicguy]

WAIT NO DUDE DONT SUCK THAT COCK ITS LOADBEARING *whole building collapses*

[starberry-shortcakee]

dmmd’s clear route good ending

[lolfactory]

[damnhebig]

When you trying your best but nothing is going right

[weirdnessisgood]

[claphnelauren]

a stylish accessory

[binches-deactivated20220521]

who is she

[catcrumb]

[starberry-shortcakee]

forgot to drink my brain working juice this morning

[sharkosupreme-deactivated201911]

Me, a furry politician

*pounces on foreign affairs* hai x3 

*glomps unemployment rate, my tail swishing* Oops hehe

*Notices the national deficit* What’s this? OwO 

[i-am-a-fish]

july is officially Pride Month 2 and ALL of the fireworks are gay

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!!! im gonna slap it

[sludgebitch]

vague post

eh y’know just kinda

y’know

[wikilifeadvice]

limit pasta consumption

[breastforce]

blocked

[catchymemes]

[oglach-uisce]

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[twerkyvulture]

me filling in creeper craters with whatever random ass blocks im holding at the time

[mattholicguilt]

[acnlconfessions]

Wouldn't K.K. be like the best husband like omg

musicians make terrible boyfriends. also he is a dog so

[dangercrossing]

can vouch, have only ever dated musicians

[sexygeriatrics]

[mypetufo]

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

[suffuse]

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.