[squeaky-hawkmoth]

years of scientific research

[powerburial]

its called euphoria because thats the feeling you get when u turn it off

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[memorycycle]

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

[milk5]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[luetta]

[miiilowo]

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

[miiilowo]

how are we feelin

[dimeadoesnt]

[ironfoot-72]

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

[bestiolin]

lyn chao yu

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[yurucamp]

🐭

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[throathole]

Oh you didn’t also listen to my little pony dubstep when you were 13? Oh ok………..

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[torchickentacos]

how to train your dragon is a horse girl movie at heart