Madsie

Critters, cryptics, smill little guys

[morguetastic]

And the former private school students in the reblogs talking about how hard done by they were because the teachers were mean and the environment was stressful. Because as we all know that doesn’t happen at public schools.

[thempyrealexicon]

good afternoon. death to private education

[tastefullyoffensive]

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (May 26, 2026)

[morguetastic]

Call me MacGyver the way I used the buckle on my pant leg as a bottle opener.

[dogpuppy]

[morguetastic]

What’s the deal with Seattle anyway? They were very consistent with telling the Indians Native Yanks to move to Seattle. As if displacement isn’t also a form of ethnic cleansing, you know, because people of an ethnicity have been cleansed from the area.

[morguetastic]

I only know Seattle from iCarly, so it must be pretty sinister.

[dogpuppy]

[teaboot]

at the combination ikea and taco bell. ordering a blåhaj blast

[cardboard-puppy]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[keenbugg]

paul mccartney should’ve been played by pinkpantheress

[keenbugg]

who looks more similar? quickly.

[morguetastic]

I may be an insufferable pedant but at least I’m ugly too.

[starblogsworld]

cannot like this one in the case it means i support your tomfoolerous ramblings. and i usually do

[softservewidow]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[pukicho]

Just bought an evil book. Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't have a bunch of evil things in it. I wouldn't want that from my evil book.

[pukicho]

I don’t understand the impetus for all the things I say

[morguetastic]

Honestly I'm kind of a hypocrite for writing those tags about people who "don't do scary movies" under the horror post because I say the exact same thing about romance. Except I'm not because romance is objectively a lesser genre.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I like having a phone but I'm not so sold on having a phone number. people are calling me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why r u attempting to use my portable communication device to communicate with me. that's not its function

[morguetastic]

Legendary pull at the market today.

[morguetastic]

Reading this is like being shown every single famous painting in person in rapid succession like I’ve seen these panels a dozen times before as individual images attached to tfwiki articles and now I get to see them together in their original form. This is kind of a moment for me I can’t lie.

[starblogsworld]

the army has nearly assembled