Obsessed with Spamtenna

Clark. He/him. Some kind of a robot. Writer. 18+ side-blog for explicit Spamtenna fanfic and other stuff. I’m working my way through 150 plot bunnies. Vote here for which ones I should focus on.

[haunted-xander]

I gave them Keyblades! Was originally just gonna assign them based purely on aesthetics but then I started caring about like, symbolism and stuff

[doreenchartreuse]

susie’s no liar, noelle.

[catragemiau]

Congrats to Tenna the Tumblr Sexyman!!! 🎉🎉

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[spmtnlove]

SneoTenna fluff 💗

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[persianmom]

[starchallenger]

What is the hardest thing to write in smut?

trying to assess what sounds awkward or not, like what is my sensibility compared to the sensibility of readers in general? such as the slang or medical terms for anatomy, etc.

[zincixo]

forget it

[4917]

ok

[ink-ami]

I hate him but... he's so jojo i cannot not do something with him. That last drawing needs to be a full render, soon.

[prokopetz]

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

[calloutnevvegas]

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

[revretch]

….. Didn’t know most of that

[iamthekaijuking]

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

[starchallenger]

Strawpage ask 2

It means everything in 2026 and onwards, no exceptions. So it's best to Mute.

Stuff from prior, 2018-2025 does not have usage. From those, it can be seen what my clunky sentences are like.

The me things distinct and still visible in 2026 are comedic atmospheres and jokes, often comedy-horror mixes also, strange fanfic ideas revolving around an object or premise, a preoccupation with ritual, especially marriage/partnership (the contractual, social, emotional, etc. aspects).

I still have to put myself in, and make 100s of decisions.

I would not have started writing fanfiction again after stopping in Jan 2025 otherwise, or as much.

[starchallenger]

Strawpage ask

There is no such canon filterable tag that describes it as assisted. There are other tags and I would still not use those because the state of the discourse is such that doing so would easily open myself up to being found and harassed.

In the relevant circles its energy usage is NOT deemed morally neutral like other internet activities such as watching youtube videos, twitch streaming, multiplayer video games and such, although these are more common and do use much more energy because it's a bunch of moving HD pictures rather than black and white text.

Disclosure is in my longfic and in my profile page.

[apollo-polly]

idea where flowerys like "you know what i'll take a page outta raly's book" and then proceeds to change gender every room

[kariogeist]

"A scarf that was torn to pieces in the battle, revealing it was all for show."

Ralsei I love you Ralsei (but put some lights in your room, it's pitch black)

[starchallenger]

how many forms does Spamton Neo have?

What I am about to list is a preview of fanfic ideas I have, either already written or need to be : regular Spamton NEO, Horse, Dragon, Harpy, Spider, Dog.

At least 6.