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roxy | 4 billion | knowhere need some rare ass artifact from a dying planet but too much of a pussy to get it im your girl [Indie-Bounty hunter Roxy blog !]

[astriferouspresence-deactivated]

a billion and one realities and every one is true who is right and who is wrong? who’s got the right to rule?

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[starcontessa]

employer: so what's your motivation to get a job

me: i need money to buy my stupid anime shit

[hellatortoise-deactivated201611]

I hate him but he’s fun to draw

*shrug*

[puppyscience]

discusssion of raw eggs being eaten while i remember best dessert ever which is basically made out of sugar and raw eggs!

[starcontessa]

oh my god that dessert

[starcontessa]

hal is such a shithead jesus

[onlinewifey-deactivated20140318]

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

[silverrumrunner]

[starcontessa]

Lalonde looks pretty disgustingly unattractive like this.

[starcontessa]

hey buddy  you shut your fucking cyber mouth before I blast megalovania and put it on repeat for the next week

[starcontessa]

Lalonde looks pretty disgustingly unattractive like this.

[swiggityflip]

im too tired for this crap

[starcontessa]

Originally posted by uofoklahoma

[homohumor13]

IMHO

In My Homo Opinion

[swiggityflip]

if i had good luck she wouldnt be sitting in my apartment drinking from my favorite mug my dude

[starcontessa]

well shit

[swiggityflip]

round two it is then

[starcontessa]

good luck buddy

[starcontessa]

why is i and o so close to each other

[ppppbbt]

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

[starcontessa]

i honestly feel like making out but i dont look appropriate for any of that shit

[rnelina]

fact: all thighs are good thighs

[fricksalt]

if i were to ever change my url the world would implode.

[starcontessa]

dont ever do it