it's a sign of the times ✮

bee // 30 // entj // jkr's #1 hater  they told me that the end is near, we gotta get away from here 𖥔 ࣪˖ ⊹₊ ⋆ regulus black apologist jegulus • wolfstar • skk • bkdk ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ao3 acct here ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

[stardustregulus]

signed some paperwork ahead of time for l&d at my last appt and it is Crazy to think i am going to be the parent in a month

like...i was signing to authorize care for my son? life is wild.

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[saintprey]

wolfstar

[noblehouseofgay]

Time traveler James Potter

Who finally cracks the code and travels back to the Renaissance

Where he meets a beautiful artist named Regulus Black

[mangledparadox]

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[oh-phoenixx]

[starshin-ena]

I’m back~ After more than a year I bring back my babies, my loves, the gays that consume my every waking thought. I love them.

I’ve been reading “Only the Brave” and well, I got inspired.

[ffunny-boness]

[deswhomst]

Sirius: If being sexy was a crime, I’d be serving life in prison for multiple homicides

Peter:

Peter: That can be arranged

[mangledparadox]

jail

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[femboylesbiab]

[stardustregulus]

hey so i'm going insane atm because of this medical stuff, thanks for checking in! /thumbs down

[ohyou-pretty-things]

artist: talitasami ⚡️

[gifsbysimplysonia]

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[scarlicbread27]

people portray lily evans too seriously.. like this is the girl that threw herself off of swings, called james a ‘toerag’, had snark and a temper that arguably rivals harry’s and she married james fucking potter. she willingly attached herself to the marauders for life.. she has to be a tiny bit insane i think.

petition for people to start writing lily a little silly.. a little deranged.. a little freakish, i might say.

[outromoony]

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

[girl9inthepinkdres]

just imagine:

an AU of the marauders where they have a BAND ( sirius on guitar and microphone, james on guitar, remus on electric bass and peter on drums ) performing covers then they start playing "Lonely Day" by System of Down!!

(Because I feel like they would sing something between light rock like queen and heavy rock black Sabbath)

And in the chorus "and if you go, a wanna go with you, and if you die, a wanna die with you, take your hand and walk away..." Sirius starts singing walking up to Remus and looking at him, and during James' solo (if I'm not mistaken) they BOOM, kiss!!! and the audience cheers like crazy!!!

If you have or know any fanfics of the Marauders Au band please share them here!!!!

[elainiisms]

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one