glow-in-the-dark rat

i spend a lot of time fucking with my neurons toenail pronouns ~ dad kulture

[animalsdancing]

😐😐😐😏

[hawkeyie]

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

[starfield-road-666]

somebody: wow your lipstick is SUCH a nice color! what's it called?

somebody else: it's my chunky dunk hydrating lippie

somebody: what the fuck

[milkarchive666-deactivated20140]

IM SO MAD BECAUSE IC KEEP SEEING THIS STUPID OPOST ON MY DASH AND IT WALWAYS HAS LIKE A MILE OF COMMENTS SAYSING “HOT FUCK ME FUCK ME I CLOSED MY LEGS IM DROOLINGS ITS SO HOT AHHH BONERS ETC ETC” ADN IM LIK E . IT IS LITERALLY A GIF OF A MAN DRESSED IN WORK CLLOTH ES POINTING AT A CAMERA YOU CCANT EVEN SEEE HIS FACE HE IS LIETRALY UJUST POINTING HES NOT EVEN ACTULLLY SAYING ANYTHING IF I WANT ED TO SEE A MAN WITH SEMI-CASUAL CLOTHES POINTING AT ME ID GO TO SCHOOL AND DRAW DICKS ON THE WHITEBOARD IN PERMENNT MARKER AKLL DAY CONTROL YOUR HORNY LEVEL

[glittersessa]

Keep in mind there are many sexually frustrated and lonely people on this site who don’t have “access” to a boyfriend, girlfriend or any other person to let out those frustrations with, and thus anything remotely attractive (and at least to me, suits and fancy clothes are g o r g e o u s) to these people will make them squirm and find the source extremely hot, fascinating and in some cases, arousing.

It’s just a person in a shirt and fancy dress pants and tie pointing for you to come, yes, but some people sincerely find this appealing. Now, I’m not saying this was written in any kind of spite or judgmental shaming, but I am saying this: no matter if it’s your intention or not, don’t judge or shame because of someone’s preferences as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone.

Sincerely, A girl who happens to find this gif in particular quite lovely.

[milkarchive666-deactivated20140]

this is incredible

[plants4]

I forgot about this I love it

[starfield-road-666]

I

[quoted-books]

We are all a volume on a shelf of a library, a story unto ourselves, never possibly described with one word or even very accurately with thousands. A person is never as quiet or unrestrained as they seem, or as bad or good, as vulnerable or as strong, as sweet or as fiesty; we are thickly layered, page upon lying page, behind simple covers. And love - it is not the book itself, but the binding. It can rip us apart or hold us together.

Deb Caletti, Honey, Baby Sweetheart (via quoted-books)

[mrpotterbydia-deactivated201901]

If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.

[brainstatic]

Stop glorifying…fuck I dunno *spins wheel* lactose intolerance.

[butchtaurus]

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

[emmas]

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

[hellohelbig]

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

[punytail]

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

[tony-soprano]

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it

[generalbriefing-blog]

The truth shall set you free

[leggyboyjohnson]

also sometimes if you just try it again with an adult palate because this is also a developmental issue little children are far more sensitive to bitter and metallic flavors it’s an evolutionary defense against poison

reblogging for science and culinary advice.

[sticky-white-stuff]

[wishingskiesofbllue-deactivated]

[hvngers]

"you should go out and socialize"

[alixndr]

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

bitch: *takes 1 psych class* you bite your nails because you hate your dad

[cassvtte]

Submarine 2010

[jackfrostish]

what if i die and my last thought is “mmm watcha say”

[wizardshark]

I FUCKING HATE THIS I WISH I HADNT SEEN THIS POST I KNOW IT I KNOW IM GUNNA KEEP THIS POST IN MY BRAIN UNTIL THE DAY I DIE ITS GUNNA BE ONE OF THOSE RANDOM THINGS THAT YOU REMEMBER FOR NO REASON IM GOING TO BE HURT AND DYING AND KEEP THINKING MMM WHATCHA SAY AND BE GOING FUCK NO I NEED TO STOP THIS BUT I WONT BE ABLE TO