Totally Fucked

alyxander/chicago

[dogwizard]

[melisica]

(by Farhad Ghaderi)

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

current mood

[alixndr]

me: *casually riding my bike through the woods*

some dumb fuck hiding in the trees: *starts shooting at me*

me: good thing i came prepared *whips out pistol and shoots him in the face without slowing down the bike*

[jasta11]

Canadian military cycling magazine from 1915.

[fencehopping]

[studio-triggered]

[demilypyro]

Catch me in the supermarket buying bread at 9:48 pm wearing a shirt with this image printed on it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[xkatebishop]

Holds analog stick halfway so my character walks slowly for dramatic effect.

[thesubliminal]

[retrogamingblog]

 Custom Clear Nintendo DS

[alixndr]

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[unfortunately-awake]

[alixndr]

ryan howard from the office is todd howards from the bethesdas son

[yoursummerdreamz]

[unheroically]