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marcymallows-deactivated2026020

cats love rubbing their faces up against the corners of laptop screens. they cant get enough of it

dreg-heap

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

r0zeclawz

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

objektum

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

pangur-and-grim

cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs

thesituation

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

moniquill

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

vergess

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

homoqueerjewhobbit

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

commodorecliche

pansyfemme

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

fiddlepickdouglas

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

ahaha yea woo :D

AUGH FUCK OH GOD

the kiss, by inna ruda

mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.