Enemy agent: (on the phone) We have her. Kate: Who? Agent: We have your wife. Yelena Belova. Kate: Oh. Agent: ... oh? Kate: Yeah, you don't have her. She has you. Good luck. (hangs up)
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Enemy agent: (on the phone) We have her. Kate: Who? Agent: We have your wife. Yelena Belova. Kate: Oh. Agent: ... oh? Kate: Yeah, you don't have her. She has you. Good luck. (hangs up)
Lesbians slay
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I wish I had a brother
you forgot the best part tho
(via @butchmuppet)
no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come
Needed this so badly.
Tony: Rhodey you can’t be mad at me forever how many times do I have to apologize?
Rhodey: Once
Tony:
Rhodey:
Tony: No
It's giving Damon "a what?" When Elijah asked for an apology for daggering him 😭😭
this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.
I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.
Where'd all the time go?
Peter: [jumping into Tony’s room] Hey Mr Stark! What are we gonna do today?!
Tony: [extremely hungover] Pete, I’ll give you $100 to go away until tonight
Peter: [unfazed] But I thought we could work on-
Tony: I don’t think you understand how much I want to see the moon before I see you again
I'm rolling on the floor
Never give up on people. Never back yourself into a den where your winters are lonely and gruesome. Never cut yourself off from the world and fear people more than you fear being alone. You need people, and people need you. They need your smile, your dimple on one side of your face to remind them of imperfectly perfect beauty. They need your gifts. Share them, don’t be frugal with your talents, your words, your kindness, with your ability to help the woman struggling to open the door with her pushchair and shopping bags.
And not only share, but lean. Lean on people, your people. If you don’t have your people, go find them. They exist. They’re in the still life painting class you’ve been meaning to attend, in the business you’ve been scared to launch, they’re in the country that’s been on your bucket list for the past four years. They’re in all those places that have been calling you, desperate for you to step forward.
As scary as it seems, as comfortable as your lonely little corner of the world has become, the light is calling you. You know your heart wants more. It wants people to howl with laughter, until your stomach twinges with pain and tears roll down your face. It want’s someone to give the last square of your beloved dark chocolate to. It wants all these things and so much more…
So run wild and far, go find your people. And when you do, you’ll be able to create a little more harmony in the world. One less person in a pandemic of loneliness, and maybe just maybe you can pass the baton on to help someone else, radiating light on those who cannot see living in the darkness.
I'm just a girl
"RDJ's Best Performance"
I've heard enough of this: "Lewis Strauss in Oppenheimer is the best Robert Downey Jr's performance".
I'm looking at Strauss in Oppenheimer, and at Tony in Iron Man, Civil War, Endgame... back at Strauss, and at Tony again. And I have one question - Are you fucking blind?
Tony will forever be the most iconic oscar worthy worship worthy simp worthy character played by bob THAT'S IT.
Tony: Why does May always do the laundry so loudly?
Peter: So everyone knows that no one is helping her
May: [slams the washing machine door closed]
😭BYE