MCKAY QUOTE MEME PART III
"All I know is that every time I get taken captive, it's the Wraith. Just once, I would like to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien."
"Yes, if only we had a magical tool that could slow time down. I foolishly left mine on earth... Did you bring yours?"
"Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the pod."
"You wouldn't shoot an unarmed upside down man?!"
"I am great with kids…the little ones that don't talk back."
"Look out the window. Much more interesting than my name."
"I was terrible at Asteroids. I think I actually scored zero once."
"Let's just for a second imagine that we live in this magical land of unicorns and wizards and kind-hearted people who you can take at their word. Let's assume that he lets us go if we save her. But what if we fail, huh? What if she dies? How happy d'you think he'll be then? You think he'll let us just waltz out the door with an 'Aw shucks. Well, better luck next time, tiger' attitude?"
"Oh it's something like spyware, like my stupidly downloaded por-... music, my downloaded music."
"Is that really how you want this to go down, huh? You wanna freeze me to death?! You sure you wouldn't rather I imploded with you, you, you, you lemon?!"
"Have you seen a guy around he looks like you but he's got messy hair? I think I lost him somewhere... and a pretty girl and a caveman."
"You just can't resist bringing up the fact that I once accidentally destroyed a couple of planets, can you?"