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SEND ☠ FOR OUR MUSES TO END UP ON A DESERTED PLANET WITH LITTLE FOOD AND WATER.

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MCKAY QUOTE MEME PART III

"All I know is that every time I get taken captive, it's the Wraith. Just once, I would like to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien."

"Yes, if only we had a magical tool that could slow time down. I foolishly left mine on earth... Did you bring yours?"

"Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the pod."

"You wouldn't shoot an unarmed upside down man?!"

"I am great with kids…the little ones that don't talk back."

"Look out the window. Much more interesting than my name."

"I was terrible at Asteroids. I think I actually scored zero once."

"Let's just for a second imagine that we live in this magical land of unicorns and wizards and kind-hearted people who you can take at their word. Let's assume that he lets us go if we save her. But what if we fail, huh? What if she dies? How happy d'you think he'll be then? You think he'll let us just waltz out the door with an 'Aw shucks. Well, better luck next time, tiger' attitude?"

"Oh it's something like spyware, like my stupidly downloaded por-... music, my downloaded music."

"Is that really how you want this to go down, huh? You wanna freeze me to death?! You sure you wouldn't rather I imploded with you, you, you, you lemon?!"

"Have you seen a guy around he looks like you but he's got messy hair? I think I lost him somewhere... and a pretty girl and a caveman."

"Beer, I drink beer?"

"You just can't resist bringing up the fact that I once accidentally destroyed a couple of planets, can you?"

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MCKAY QUOTE MEME PART II

FOOD EDITION. --------]

"Hey, what happened to the, um, to the blue jello? My favorite – all of a sudden it's off the menu."

"You kidding? It's the first decent meal I've had all day. Besides, we're not gonna help _____ at all starving ourselves. I'm just trying to keep my strength up. I suggest you two do the same. "

"I didn't faint, I passed out from manly hunger."

"I'm going to curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find."

"Is there lemon in this?!"

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OZ SG-1 QUOTES SENTENCE MEME

"I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world!"

"That's right, Dorothy, it was all a dream."

"Well... We're off to see the wizard..."

"To Oz..."

"So, any indigenous lions, tigers, or bears I should lie awake worrying about?"

"What's the bad news? 'Cause unless we've redecorated the gateroom, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

"And you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home."

"Ah, where's that yellow brick road when you need it, eh Dorothy?"

"Auntie Em? Auntie Em?"

"Yeah...there's no place like home..."

"Hail Dorothy."

"Well. It's certainly not Emerald City..."

"So you said you were the uh...Great and Powerful Oz?"

"______! Try to keep it in Kansas, huh?"

"Oh yeah. Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore, turns out you are."

"Hail Dorothy. The wicked witch is dead..... no? It's from a movie..."

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MCKAY QUOTE MEME PART I

SERIOUS EDITION. -----]

"Now, I'm fairly confident I've come up with several valuable insights — in fact, I'm sure of it — but, uh, I've only slept six hours in the last few days, so, um..."

"Should have never given it speech..."

"_____, you are a constant pain in the ass, it's good to see you go!"

"Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine... impossible deadlines."

"I'm ______, alright? Difficult takes a few seconds; impossible, a few minutes."

"Oh, tell everyone that I was, I was inches away from a Theory of Unification but uh, uh, the notes, they were lost when I died saving the..."

"I have a sister. We're not close -- I don't even know how you'd find her. She's the only family I really have, so someone should tell her what happened. And, uh, make it sound good, OK? Tell her I... I died saving someone... kids! I died saving kids -- a bunch of them."

"Well, I'm turning over a new leaf. It's a whole new, uh, you know, kinder, gentler ______."

"We got Wraith! Four! They just came through the Gate and one of them's about to kill me!"

"There’s no time, no time. The planet ... not Ford’s, the one the, uh, ship’s headed towards, we need to get there and we don’t have much time. I was barely able to escape myself, but I managed to take out the guards. Oh, you should have seen me! I was amazing! I wish we’d got it on camera because ... That’s not the point!"