[notkatniss]

[i-had-potential]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

“I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don’t want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten.”

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

collection of my boyfriend being angry about my meals

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

Jokes

[cikero]

[gotterhag]

Correct.

[unclefather]

Watch out I’m wlakalakalirieing here!

[bobbypinnn]

smol Katara and Sokka in the snow

[anacoluthas]

[ID: A digital illustration of Katara and Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender laying on their backs in the snow. Katara is on the left, laying sideways, her legs not shown and her arms spread wide above her head, and Sokka is next to her, his legs spread and his arms down by his sides.They are both wearing blue parkas with thick white fur trim and blue gloves. Katara is smiling brightly, her eyes closed, and Sokka is lifting his head to look at her, smiling with one eyebrow raised. There is snow coming down around them and they are lit in the center by a bright, soft pink light. In the corner is a signature that says “Bobbypinnn”. End ID.] @atladescribed

[cordeliant]

sparkly personality 

[atladescribed]

[image description: a digital painting of Ty Lee. She is bent over in a forward fold, so that her upper body is upside down and facing the audience. Her braid curls on the ground. She has one foot on the ground, and the other straight in the air. The background is a light tan, with animated stars and swirls. end description]

[titkoks]

someone give him a grammy

[wecanthavethat]

This is fantastic and so confusing. So many songs I had a strong recognization for, and then some lines I had none. I really wanted to sing more than one of each. Wild.

[ikchen]

from the notes (thank you to @ yetanotherplayer): Where is the Love Mashup Our Song – Taylor Swift, Angel – Shaggy, Whatever You Like – T.I., Chicken Fried – Zac Brown Band, Love the Way You Lie – Eminem, Feathered Indians – Tyler Childers (yikes), Hey Ya – Outkast, How You Remind Me – Nickelback, Ocean Avenue – Yellowcard, Tubthumping – Chumbawhumba, Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) – Wyclef Jean, It’s a Great Day to be Alive – Travis Tritt, Irreplaceable – Beyo, I’ll Name the Dogs – Blake Shelton, BBQ Stain – Tim McGraw, Shape of You – Ed Sheeran, Self Conscious – Kanye West, Country Grammar (Hot Shit) – Nelly, You’re Beautiful – James Blunt, Soul Sister – Train, Every Morning – Sugar Ray, Just A Friend – Biz Markie, Welcome to the Black Parade – My Chemical Romance, I’m Like a Bird – Nelly Furtado, Crazy Bitch – Buckcherry, I Wanna Talk About Me – Toby Keith, Changes – Tupac , Bad Day – Daniel Powter, Scars – Papa Roach.

[vergak]

[vergak]

Holding her like a talisman

[conspiring-limabean]

[silentlaughter992]

[eroscestlavie]

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

[eroscestlavie]

FORGOT to provide Evidence

[afishinspace]

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

[eroscestlavie]

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

[princesstigerbelle]

More proof!!!!

[spirallingintotheabyss]

@wearethegalacticsystem

[nflstreet]

[chasemann]

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[2gmja]

my final piece for @untoldstoriescwzine :) thanks for having me on board! ☄️☄️

[rylandgraces]

[modern-austen]

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

[rockboci]

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[your-wifes-boyfriend]

[valtsv]

people who live in old houses don't give a fuck about anything they'll be like yeah i hear scratching inside the walls at night. it was annoying at first but now it's just part of the charm of this place for me. i actually can't fall asleep without it.

[valtsv]

the shadow that passes my bedroom door when i turn the lights out was a bit concerning before i found out about the guy who died here 200 years ago. now i know it's just him i'm not worried. he's like a son to me.

[tredlocity]