Welcome To Wonderland

22 || MA

[tamper]

[thegoodvybe]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[bloomflowersbloom]

im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate

[reshipped]

ME LMAO

[minuty]

[csurf]

*sends you nudes when I know damn well you're in public*

[sunsetsinparadisio]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[bruwho]

[garipfilozof]

✈

[c-teardrops]

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[bluntstatementss]

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[markv5]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[amazingakita]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[felixjoyful]

Some goon : This word is made up.

Me, an intellectual : As all words are.

[kickassfunny]

me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

[humorstar]

*my children will never give me troubles*

*adolescence begins*

daughter: mom, I have a boyfr…

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[retro-tofu87]