I Want To Wake Up

Hannah, 19, I really like theatre and just being a mess in general

[riotkittiesarchive]

beware of attack lesbian!! reblog if you too are, indeed, an attack lesbian

[godlessondheimite]

[marvellegends]

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse character posters!

[flirting-with-psychology]

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

[ripelemon]

aaaaahhhhh this quick change

[johnadamsbignaturals]

theater kid categories

theater nerds = little punks who like broadway

theater geeks = lighting/sound crew

theater goths = costume crew/wardrobe

theater jocks = performers

[theatreortheater]

Youth/teen theater: please believe this teenager is fourty

Professional theater: please believe this fourty year old is a teenager

[zephyrine-gale]

if you don’t think shuri would use her bracelet to astral project memes then what is the point???

[alsedes]

PROVE.

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[hisakata-resutomoshibi]

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

[immortal-maschine]

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

[squidyword]

*missed phone call from work*

me: ugh if they’re asking me to come in I’m not gonna do it 

*phone call from work*

manager: hey can you come in today

me: yeah, sure I’ll be there in a bit

[goodbearcomics]

Job Interview

[trainthief]

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

[itsybitsyhobbit]

Antman: Do you, like, control spiders? 

Peter Parker chuckles and decides to reply with a snarky comeback: Do you, like, control Ants? 

Antman: Yes

Peter Parker is now caught off guard. 

[thethorabides]

Ant-Man has now thrown him off his rhythm.

STREET SMARTS!

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

Do you guys think it’s worse to wear a fedora or kill fifteen people? - Chelsea Peretti

[denisvileneuve]

i love Ray Holt, my dramatic dad.

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]