Your patience is appreciated

Hey. I'm Matt. I'm a professional field technician, which is just a fancy way of saying I fix your stupid ass problems after they happen and question why they even happened in the first place. All problems should be submitted as a trouble ticket to the service desk for proper documentation. As much as I enjoy seeing everybody's pretty face coming into my office to describe how it's not their fault their computers failed, this is protocol. ------------ Sideblog of: AConsultingMind ------------

[starkillertechsupport]

So... can I get a new screen or what?

I will personally end you myself at light speed.

[starkillertechsupport]

Okay. That... that looks pretty bad. But you probably got a promotion with all those deaths right?

Better be Supreme Tech Leader.

[starkillertechsupport]

How bad can it be? Less people with help desk tickets right?

[gestures to damaged tech and unfinished data backups]

[starkillertechsupport]

Have you survived both star killer and snokes ship going boom?

I wish I hadn't.

[ltdophmitaka]

Wed, bed, behead: Beau, Moose!Kylo, Matt

@starkillertechsupport

Wed: Matt.Bed: Matt.Behead: Matt.

“He knows what he did.”

[starkillertechsupport]

😽😽😽

[ltdophmitaka]

#He only wants to behead me over the workplace mind games

“You’re darn right I do!!! Don’t try to butter me up with cute kitty emojis!!”

[starkillertechsupport]

😸😻😻😽😸

[ltdophmitaka]

“That is slightly better….But you still need to apologize. Maybe grovel at my feet a tiny bit.”

[starkillertechsupport]

“I’m not apologizing for making Liam’s ass as your desktop wallpaper. Ever. But I suppose I can humor the rest.” 

😽😽😽

[ltdophmitaka]

Wed, bed, behead: Beau, Moose!Kylo, Matt

@starkillertechsupport

Wed: Matt.Bed: Matt.Behead: Matt.

“He knows what he did.”

[starkillertechsupport]

😽😽😽

[ltdophmitaka]

#He only wants to behead me over the workplace mind games

“You’re darn right I do!!! Don’t try to butter me up with cute kitty emojis!!”

[starkillertechsupport]

😸😻😻😽😸

[ltdophmitaka]

Wed, bed, behead: Beau, Moose!Kylo, Matt

@starkillertechsupport

Wed: Matt.Bed: Matt.Behead: Matt.

“He knows what he did.”

[starkillertechsupport]

😽😽😽

[ltdophmitaka]

I already looked but I need to see your reaction. 💕 - Matt (Starkillertechsupport)

“Oooh? Something good I hope-”

Mitaka’s hands slam onto the desk. Hard. “Matt!! Get the fuck over here and take off your pants!” He pushes the documents off his desk way too dramatically. 

“This thing thinks it knows us so well, I’m gonna show it what’s right!”

[starkillertechsupport]

”Calm your dick. I’ll happily slam you into your desk but first.”

“I had to fix things.”

[ltdophmitaka]

Mitaka pits a hand to his chest, touched at the gesture. “Aw, Matty!!” He  gets on his tippy-toes and pulls him into a kiss. “You’re the best!”

[starkillertechsupport]

Grinning, Matt chuckles, leans down and kisses Mitaka back. "I know."

[ltdophmitaka]

I already looked but I need to see your reaction. 💕 - Matt (Starkillertechsupport)

“Oooh? Something good I hope-”

Mitaka’s hands slam onto the desk. Hard. “Matt!! Get the fuck over here and take off your pants!” He pushes the documents off his desk way too dramatically. 

“This thing thinks it knows us so well, I’m gonna show it what’s right!”

[starkillertechsupport]

”Calm your dick. I’ll happily slam you into your desk but first.”

“I had to fix things.”

[ltdophmitaka]

@starkillertechsupport

“Hey babe…Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.“

[starkillertechsupport]

I mean, you must be on caps lock, because you’re making my character big.

[ltdophmitaka]

*tries not to giggle*

“Ooh, am I? Maybe I should stick my flash drive in your USB port?”

[starkillertechsupport]

[smirks]

“Hey, you know I’m plug and play compliant.”

[ltdophmitaka]

@starkillertechsupport

“Hey babe…Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.“

[starkillertechsupport]

I mean, you must be on caps lock, because you’re making my character big.

[starkillertechsupport]

Hey Matt, my desktop keyboard isn't working anymore. Can I get a new one?

Are you the same person I just told to smash their face into their keyboard? If so: you did this to yourself.

[aleginthegrave-blog]

@starkillertechsupport

I found it.

[starkillertechsupport]

You... sure did.

[starkillertechsupport]

My computer is telling me to press the 'any key'. Where is this key I can't find it.

A…are you… 

Just slam your face into the keyboard until something happens.

[starkillertechsupport]

@ltdophmitaka

So this is yours now.

[ltdophmitaka]

“You…I…you…” he lets out a little squeak, then starts full on, ugly sobbing. “He’s so cuuuuuute! Look at his bow and little whiskers and-uwaaahhhhe’ssocute!”

He holds his arms out for the cat, tears still dripping down his face.

[starkillertechsupport]

Matt hands the cat to Mitaka, which promptly meows and tries to get snuggly with him. With his hands now free, Matt pats his sobbing coworker. 

“I thought about finding you a Millicent clone. Perhaps it’s good I didn’t. You’d cease functioning for days.”

[starkillertechsupport]

@ltdophmitaka

So this is yours now.