Sometimes I get bored.

Not nearly as adept at coming out of nowhere, Clint probably had plenty of time to brace himself before Tony run-leap-glomped him from behind. "Christmas is coming!" he announced unnecessarily.

“Well, it is December. It’s a pattern…always seems to happen right at the end, doesn’t it?” Clint grinned, leaning into the tackle, letting Tony’s momentum carry him for a moment. “Hi.”

“Awww, tiny one.” Clint grinned, shaking his head at Tony’s joke. “You’re a goose. Nom times?”

“Noooommmmm” Tony fake-bit Clint’s shoulder. “And before you ask, of course I fed him before he zonked into his spaghettios. Seriously. We can have whatever we want, and he wants spaghettios. How?!?”

Not nearly as adept at coming out of nowhere, Clint probably had plenty of time to brace himself before Tony run-leap-glomped him from behind. "Christmas is coming!" he announced unnecessarily.

“Well, it is December. It’s a pattern…always seems to happen right at the end, doesn’t it?” Clint grinned, leaning into the tackle, letting Tony’s momentum carry him for a moment. “Hi.”

“So says you. I can still say it in my brain!” Clint laughed, running a hand through Tony’s hair. “So. What’cha up ta?”

“Your brain loves me,” Tony sniffed through his grin, leaning into the touch a little as always. “About five-nine and nothing but trouble. Monster’s royally ZONKED, and it’s only eight. I’m Booooooooored.” He rested his head on Clint’s shoulder.

*MWAH* (starkingyou)

“Well, hello to you too” He gives a grin slightly tinged by Christmas punch

Jasper frowned. “I love my work. I just can’t talk about my work willy-nilly” He gestured vaguely out to the crowd. “ I’m not a winer or diner.”

“Well that works, because this party is top-catered, and if you were whining about the dining, I’d have to make sad faces about my failure to keep hings to your exacting culinary standards.”

Not nearly as adept at coming out of nowhere, Clint probably had plenty of time to brace himself before Tony run-leap-glomped him from behind. "Christmas is coming!" he announced unnecessarily.

“Well, it is December. It’s a pattern…always seems to happen right at the end, doesn’t it?” Clint grinned, leaning into the tackle, letting Tony’s momentum carry him for a moment. “Hi.”

Tony kissed Clint’s nose and just glomped him a moment before slowly letting go. Sort of. “Patter schmattern. It means you don’t get to say “Tony...” if I give you stuff.” He grinned.

(love calculator)

Love Calculator results

These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:

Tony Stark

Jasper Sitwell

81 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Tony Stark and Jasper Sitwell has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Mayhap they need to work on that whole talking thing….

Talking isn’t the problem. SAYING things while talking, however.... yes.

#askagentsitwell #ooc:

*MWAH* (starkingyou)

“Well, hello to you too” He gives a grin slightly tinged by Christmas punch

Jasper grinned and settled against Tony. “well so far no one has expected me to make small talk and talk vaguely about my job, so … Not too bad.”

“I’ll tell you a secret.” He turned his head to whisper in his Jasper’s ear. “Nobody likes work.”

*MWAH* (starkingyou)

“Well, hello to you too” He gives a grin slightly tinged by Christmas punch

#idek #askagentsitwell #I missed these dorks

Tony’s eyes danced as he lay another kiss on Jasper then threw an arm around him. “And you’re having an awesome time, I was right.”

AlyKat86: Clark, you adorable thing. You tried. But Tony Hawk you are not.

roguebowtie: WHY ISN'T THAT THE NAME OF THE IRONHAWK SHIP

AlyKat86: That's a good question! Why isn't it?!?!

roguebowtie: I thought I was just behind the curve. Thank you for being there with me LOL.

#shieldshawk #ooc:#*snort* I forgot about this.

//mun just saw the trailer.

*sobbing* TONYYYYYYY.....

I’m... sort of back? still hiatusey. life kicking all my generous butt.

#ooc:#civil war #tony sad #this is going to break me

Jasper and Tony working together at the holotable though ....

Moving past each other, leaning over the shoulder to flick something into better focus. Hips bumping on purpose followed by smirky smiles. Leeeeaning over when one could just as easily walk around…. and then the ideas take over the flirting, and it’s all quick movements, four long-fingered clever hands flicking across the air, ideas and files flying back and forth, tweaked, adjusted - thoughts muttered in half spoken sentences. “What if-?” “Yeah, that.” “How about you try-” “Shit, I love your brain.”

#jastony #jasper sitwell #tony stark #askagentsitwell #god i love these boys #headcanon

bountyofthebeast

#headcanon #damn right this shirt is owned multiple as soon as it's in home.#ye #s #thank you for pointing it out clint #this is awesome.#you can have some too #shieldshawk

*orders ten*

(meme) JASTONY!

Send me a ship, and I’ll reply with:

Who would throw the other in the pool: Tony would think about doing it to Jasper but he’d chicken out.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: Surprisingly Tony.

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: They get enough excitement from their day jobs. [Alt; dating Tony is an extreme sport]

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: Tony wouldn’t cook it himself but he’d pull out all the stops.

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: DUM-E

Who would have the best holiday ideas: definitely Tony. Jasper has to scale him back.

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: umm… they have more room than they would know what to do with. Jasper tried to get rid of some of his own stuff, but it mysteriously made it’s way to Tony’s place.

#headcanon #askagentsitwell #jastony #YUP

A+++ (and Tony says there’s nothing mysterious about it. haha)

"So.... I know I said I was going to be back in a week, but there was this thing, and then other things, and I kinda did a thing and... honey I'm home?" Tony said hesitantly as he came into the little ranch house in the mountains, biting his lip.

Jasper’s face was neutral. “Did a thing? Is that what we’re calling it now?”

#321 contact commencing #tony knows exactly what he's doing #except when he's being needy #askagentsitwell

askagentsitwell:

Jasper felt an involuntary stirring when Tony pulled him close. He had to shove it down and focus on the issues at hand. The really really big issues at hand. “Stop. Stop. You’re distracting me with Fury. Stop it. it isn’t fair.”

Tony dropped his head, pressing his forehead against Jasper’s stomach as he held on. “It’s totally fair. It’s all the fair when I can bring you good news. Or any news. Or anything. Shit, I should have picked something up, I just… didn’t know I’d ever see you again and can I just hang on a minute before you start yelling at me about how best intentions don’t make up for poor choices?” he murmured.

"So.... I know I said I was going to be back in a week, but there was this thing, and then other things, and I kinda did a thing and... honey I'm home?" Tony said hesitantly as he came into the little ranch house in the mountains, biting his lip.

Jasper’s face was neutral. “Did a thing? Is that what we’re calling it now?”

askagentsitwell:

Jasper stopped and went stone still. His well prepared, not at all rehearsed speech about secretly building killer robots went right out of his brain. When the bottle slipped from his grasp it finally woke him up. “Shit,” He said, deciding clean up was easier to deal with than what Tony had said.

Tony reached up and tucked a finger in Jasper’s belt loop. “I didn’t tell him I have you safely hidden away,” he said, thinking that Jasper would be mad at him for that, so getting it out of the way. “And he kind of found us. At Clint’s farm. Clint has a farm by the way, with a tractor. But I think we can find him, Fury not Clint - Clint isn’t hiding, mostly - I think he retired. I think I might retire. But if you want to, you know, go back to living in the city. Or not, because staying here’s fine, too - but clearing your name means going to The Egg, which could be fun-” annnd he was babbling now.

"So.... I know I said I was going to be back in a week, but there was this thing, and then other things, and I kinda did a thing and... honey I'm home?" Tony said hesitantly as he came into the little ranch house in the mountains, biting his lip.

Jasper’s face was neutral. “Did a thing? Is that what we’re calling it now?”

#askagentsitwell #aou spoilers #kinda

askagentsitwell:

Jasper didn’t say anything. He just carefully unbuttoned and peeled off Tony’s shirt knowing Tony was actually more likely to get to the point if he had to fill the silence.

Tony lasted about a minute. “Which shall be to you, Jasper - for a day, not long ago, before I kind of dropped a city - I found out that someone had your back. That isn’t me. That can clear you and make it so we can go home for real.” Tony looked up at him, hissing slightly, waiting until Jasper wasn’t wiping stingy stuff into his skinned arm. “Fury’s not dead.”

"So.... I know I said I was going to be back in a week, but there was this thing, and then other things, and I kinda did a thing and... honey I'm home?" Tony said hesitantly as he came into the little ranch house in the mountains, biting his lip.

Jasper’s face was neutral. “Did a thing? Is that what we’re calling it now?”

askagentsitwell:

“I’ll get the first aide kit, and in case you misunderstand the situation. You are, as they say ‘in the doghouse.’” Jasper turned away on his heel to gather supplies.

“Woof,” Tony muttered under his breath, shoulders slouching before straightening again a little with a wince. He moved to sit down on a chair at the kitchen table. “I... come bearing glad tidings of great joy?”

I want a killdo.

“Tony, what the hell would one do with a Killdo anyway? Other then weird people out and stab them in not so great places.”

shieldshawk:

“You have a very strange sense of humor, love.”

"There are so many puns there... but hey, you love me anyway - so I guess you’re stuck with my humour too.”