Coffee

Hi hi! I'm Coffee. They/No pronouns. Nonbinary bisexual disaster. Poet. Menace to society. Wishing you a safe passage through this page.

[the-coffee-fandom]

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MASTER LIST

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Gif by @the-coffee-fandom please do not repost or steal, tumblr kind of killed the quality with its file size max

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❥ Timari :

Marigolds Pierce My Skin

Cat’s Don’t Always Chase Birds

A Duck And A Ladybug (Roommates Edition)

Coffee Is My Love Language

Into The Depths Of Our Minds

Death Came For Me

I Don’t Need To See Stars (I Saw You Instead)

Don’t Overwork Yourself (Trust Me Because I Love You)

A Date With Sleep

❥ Bio Dad :

Dreaming Of Anemone

My Identity Is By Your Side

My Heart Is Tied To Family

Argue With Me Sister

First Meetings Aren’t Always The Best, But Sometimes They Are

❥ Damianette :

Memories Filled With You

Hold Me Tight Till Mornings Light

Some Angel’s Die, Some Angels Fly

Sister!?! Preposterous!

❥ Jasonette :

The Cookie Problem

❥ Dickinette :

Did You Fall From Heaven? (No It Was The Chandelier)

❥ Cassette :

Death Bouquet

❥ Multi-ship :

Valentine’s Day Special 2021

❥ Collabs :

Leave (And Ignore The Pain Behind My Eyes) (Written with @miraculousmelodies ; Timari)

Alphabet Soup (Written with dragonbug, @jinx-jade, @legends-live-in-memories, @shamrockace, RayBell (Shard_Of_Stained_Glass), @tylindel, @wildbookcat ; multi-ship)

Friendships A Fine Line I Could Never See (Written with @miraculousmelodies and Ever_lore ; Timari)

From Your Favorite Chaos Gremlins (Written with @miraculousmelodies and Ever_lore ; found family)

Don’t Blame Me (Written with Ever_lore)

In Sickness And In Health (I’ll Love You) (Written with @coolkid-mcgee, Miarculas, @miraculousmelodies ; Timari)

And That’s The Tea (Written with @serenescribbles and @miraculousmelodies ; Jasonette)

Sunflower (Written with @izanae, @newdog14, @nitwitjustice ; Timari)

Pure Sugar (Written with @coolkid-mcgee, @izanae, @miraculousmelodies ; Timari)

Captive Hearts (Written with @boldlyanxious, @izanae, Ever_lore, @jumpingjoy82, @the-witches-you-couldnt-burn ; Jasonette)

Memories Of Family: A Pass Story (Written with @izanae, @jumpingjoy82, @serenescribbles, @the-witches-you-couldnt-burn ; Family)

If Baldness Was A Crime (We’d Solve It With Crayon) (Written with @jumpingjoy82, Ever_lore, @miraculousmelodies, @serenescribbles ; Timari)

If Your Girlfriend Gets Mad (We Fix It With Logic) (Written with @miraculousmelodies, Ever_lore, @nitwitjustice ; Timari)

If Your Nemesis Fights Back (We Kill Him With Glitter) (Written with @miraculousmelodies, Ever_Lore, @nitwitjustice ; Timari)

❥ Series :

Rim Drake (Timari Crack Fics)

Flowers Aren’t Always A Love Language (Unconnected Hanahaki au’s)

Team Issa’s Stolen A (Event Collection)

❥ Collections :

Admission Fee Fics (Co-ran with @velveteenshadow)

❥ Related Works :

No Stronger Bond Than Ours @serenescribbles (Inspired by Sister!?! Preposterous!)

❥ Gifts :

And They Were Roommates @jinx-jade (Damianette)

Hearts Entwined TheNumberFairy (Tim/Marinette/Stephanie)

Time’s TikToking sunshinyy_rose (Damianette)

Not Crazy, Creative sunshinyy_rose (Damianette)

Paying For A Strangers Coffee May Lead To Unexpected Results @peachieplanetssb (Timari)

Tim-Marry @izanae (Timari)

Mastermind! @peachieplanetssb (Timari)

Petals Of You @ggomos-maribat (Timari)

When All Is Too Much Lean On Me @tylindel (Timari)

Camellia Japonica @ggomos-maribat (Timari)

Smexy Chocolate (Or Coffee Overlords) QueenKitten101 (General Pairings)

Coffee Lovers @miraculousmelodies @tylindel Ever_lore (Timari)

“I’m the favorite!” “No you’re not you little-” @ellienettie (Dickinette)

Never Enough Time Butterflies_and_Ladybugs @jumpingjoy82 (General Pairings)

No Stronger Bond Than Ours @serenescribbles (Family)

What A Long, Strange Trip It’s Been @izanae (Jasonette)

❥ Awards :

Tag Team Tournament 2022 ~

High score & Most submissions

Challenge Accepted

Java Junkies MVP

Maribat Awards 2021 ~

Runner up in Most Underrated Maribat Fic

Maribat Awards 2022 ~

Most Underrated Author

Best Historical/Fantasy AU (as well as runner up)

❥ My Art :

Damianette Soulmates for @tree-reads

Vee Owl House

King Owl House

Only Rocketships Timari Scene

Only Rocketships Sheep Costume

Only Rocketships Cover

❥ Check Out These Super Cool Authors :

miraculousmelodies

Tylindel

treereads

mochegato

Miracle-Sham (ShammrockTales)

Jinx-Jade (Trial_and_Error)

Newdog14

ggomo_springtime

Paintball_169

serenescribbles

ScarletImpulse

Boldlyanxious

TheLadyEarlOfAces

Vukaaa

Celestial_Ruined_My_Life

mic_is_dead

Infernam

peachieplanets

Birdie2170

❥ Want to join me on discord?

Timari Coven

Holy Miraculous, Batman!!!!

Maribat Server

❥ Things I help run

Maribat Prompts Blog

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❥ Inbox messages open for questions, suggestions, ideas, recommendations, and otherwise!

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[patricksteelebodger]

This is the only day you can reblog this.

On this day, May 21st, Philip Wittebane started recording his journey through the Boiling Isles.

"My journey through the Demon Realm is far from over. But today I humbly donate my journal to the ages. Entry One: May 21…I think. My Name is Philip Wittebane."

[rat-in-a-cloak]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[prokopetz]

It’s that time again.

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[whiteantcrawls]

The world is very small. Never forget that.

[scutesketch]

YOUR ART ON TUMBLR IS BEING USED TO TRAIN AI!

The setting that prevents your work being used to train AI models is turned off by default! I had no idea about this until now! Artists, go to your settings, click “visibility”, and turn on this setting! Protect your work!

[havingapoemwithyou]

Sanity by Caroline Bird

[buggachat]

on their way to go see rocky horror picture show— err— ahh.... *checks notes* vampiric horrific musical show? or whatever. she's always hated it he's gonna love it

[the-coffee-fandom]

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

[the-coffee-fandom]

I love reading all the comments and tags under this meme but oh my gosh there is so many

[dragonsrequiem]

I still owe the Joker a tush full of rock salt courtesy of an angry Grandpa Alfred...

[the-coffee-fandom]

I literally love you 🤣

[the-coffee-fandom]

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

[the-coffee-fandom]

I love reading all the comments and tags under this meme but oh my gosh there is so many

[the-coffee-fandom]

My tumblr updated and I actually hate it so much

[dead-dove-ble]

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.

[shiptillyoudie]

Also you should make problematic content for funsies. You don't need to have had trauma or need to be coping in order to explore dark creativity. You can just be a human who wants to explore dark and taboo topics because you want to. That's completely normal, btw.

Every single person on this planet thinks about dark and taboo things. It's literally the most normal thing in the world.

Go draw the horror porn and be free.

[tackypies]

we should all be more like david cronenberg and write fucked up stuff. For Funsies

[michaeljoncarter-deactivated202]

dying @ the fact that Blackest Night: Batman #3, where tim has to fight off the evil reanimated corpses of both his parents and their murderer, Adventure Comics (2009) #3, where tim sees kon for the first time after his resurrection and has a nervous breakdown in the parisian sewers, and Red Robin #5, where tim almost gets assassinated & loses his damn spleen, all came out on the exact same day. october 14 2009 first international tim drake fucking struggles day

[burritowitch]

happy tim drake fucking struggles day

[silverwhittlingknife]

tim drake's no good very bad day

[the-coffee-fandom]

Happy Tim Drake’s Day of Immense Struggle to you!!

[wingdingery]

will die on the hill of “dead dove: do not eat” DOES NOT MEAN “there are various unspecified things in here that might disturb you, so be warned”

it means “i know the contents of this bag (a dead dove) may be upsetting, so i have labeled the outside very clearly with what is inside (a dead dove), and if you look inside, you should not be surprised to find a dead dove, because that’s what the label very explicitly says is inside the bag”

i realize this is a losing battle because enough people have made it mean the other thing as to make the tag totally useless, but seeing people argue over what it should mean gives me a headache because it literally could not be clearer

[makingsenseofwhathappened]

I hope this one bounces across the universe.

[sgtscuttle]

I lowkey have an au simmering on the back burner and I use this to help me keep track of the main cast during this era of my timeline. It somehow helps despite how chaotic The Pentagon is, and in my brain it’s their default settings if daminette isn’t together.

Also I changed adrinette birthdays to fit my lore btw

[redstonedust]

people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.