creature

life's a joke but I forgot the punchline / 25/ chicago/ author, grad student, narcoleptic <3

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[stability]

I️ dropped it low & my pants POPPED apart 😩

[disasterindigital]

I sent this to my friend and this is how she responded

[stability]

Tell your friend I️ love her

[stability]

[wakaflackalypse]

this was the only medium I could convey this story through

[angelicguy]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

[careens]

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

[careens]

she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog

[poedad-deactivated20171226]

[holepsi]

#GiveWillAGodDamnBreak

[kazuyagoddamnmishima-deactivate]

[kazuyagoddamnmishima-deactivate]

somehow this is less upsetting

[ferninism-deactivated20180511]

Wikipedia might as well rename the personal life section the “we all know I’m just reading this to see if they’re gay” section

[earthdad]

what should i do of this empty stomach of mine

[glnger-ale-official]

fill it with rocks

[earthdad]

does anyone that’s normal have any suggestions

[lyrics-and-music]

Last Young Renegade // All Time Low

[baratkat]

all time low // last young renegade

[minipacifica]

good times // all time low

[tranarchist]

Donald Trump tells hate group that homophobes will 'no longer be silenced'

The event hosts a coalition of white supremacists, far right activists and religious extremists among its attendees.

Donald Trump has become the first president to address the conference of a recognised anti-LGBT hate group.

Trump addressed the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit – classed as a “hate group” – as he told the crowds their anti-LGBT views would “no longer be silenced”.

Among those in the crowd were white supremacists, far right activists and religious extremists who oppose the equality of LGBT people.

Arriving at the event, Trump said it was great “to be among friends” as he declared: “We are returning moral clarity to our view of the world.”

“I am honoured and thrilled to be the first sitting president to address this gathering of friends, so many friends,” Trump explained.

[moriarty]

[espiritu-de-la-luna]

Me waiting for the gays for trump to do the mental gymnastics to defend this.

[iskvaltrsen]

[bittersuggestion]

Stop romanticizing the moon

[exymas-deactivated20161227]

she’s my mom and i would die for her