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She/they early 20s imp girl Previously DustyDunesDesert avatar by @jenukiart !

[starlightimp]

i want this blog to always be a little crap

[starlightimp]

that rabbit better be a woman or i just wasted 20 bucks

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[houndmother]

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

[captain-paperclip]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[dailycatsblog]

[tatzelwurming]

me, speaking sagely without opening my eyes or moving from my meditative posture: you’re not actually the chosen one. we were just fucking with you

[tatzelwurming]

i wish my life had an amazing digital purpose

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[bippus]

[kriosv]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

[teathattast]

Realizing some things about myself today

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[guooey]

[starlightimp]

FOLGA WOOGA IMOGA WOMP

[stockpilingantihistamines]