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So, I play a minotaur, and have been wanting to actually get a mask or something that I can put on to show I'm a minotaur more than just my horns. I came across this on Etsy, and absolutely love it, but I know some people might see it as "kink" and therefore inappropriate. I'm gonna ask the people who organize my larp as well, but thought I'd ask online what y'all thought as well. I know the Tumblr larp community is kind of small, but honestly the more opinions the better.

#larp #amtgard

My girlfriend keeps saying eem at totally random times, and I'm totally lost. Like, she just injects it into a sentence like, "you are eem." Is she just that brain rotted, or am I missing something?

The person I've been talking to recently (no idea what we are yet, not ready to define it) is a puppygirl, and my Twitter feed is just filled with puppygirl things now. How does it know? Legitimately, there's one person I followed before I met her that posts occasional puppygirl stuff, but now it's like my entire feed is puppygirl stuff. Like, crates for puppygirls, beds for puppygirls, collars for puppygirls. I can't escape the puppygirls! I think I just need to accept my role in this now...

#puppygirl #puppygirls #they cant keep getting away with this

me after my first time having t4t lesbian sex with a puppygirl for the first time

#t4t #puppygirl #transgender #trans lesbian

Why do straight white cis men feel the need to add fucking to every single sentence?

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I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

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waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

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a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

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Do you wanna…..y'know…..combine sauces 🥺

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#the timber wolf is scary #pls no hurt #battletech

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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

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Common misconception! It's the other way around: trains were invented as a means to meet other lesbians to have sex with

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It's a real chicken or the egg situation, which came first: the lesbian sex or the train they are inside of

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I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.

Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.

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@bovineblogger

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i get so emotional about this piece... we have been assisting cattle with birth and making sure theyre ok forever and ever. peace and love

New bottom surgery just dropped... Just got an orchiectomy from red wielded by a blademaster apprentice... Thanks Dr. Ash, BMA

#larp #transgender #new bottom surgery #Dagorhir #Belegarth

New fantasy world idea: real modern things exist, but are complete myth. Otherwise, it's just your standard medieval fantasy world.

Such as Panera bread. Panera is a mythical place only ever heard of in legend. It is known to hold the elusive bread bowl, and a lemon flavored elixir that will kill you if you drink too much.

Or mini golf being a sport of the gods, that the clerics try to emulate, but never can get quite right. So, yes, the equivalent of the Pope in this fantasy world runs a mini golf establishment in hopes of bringing favor with his god.

#DnD #world building #ttrpg

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Decided to play Ultimate Arena for old times sake.

I think I'm disowning my fursona.

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Update: Tom Sawyer killed Ted Cruz, Walt Disney killed Tilly. Rest in peace Tilly. Rest in piss Ted Cruz.

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Final Update: A stray dog won with 5 kills. Among those being, Danny Devito, Tom Sawyer, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, and The FUCKING UNDERTAKER. What the fuck