in a not too distant future

goobs, she/they, 21

[lesbiantomservo]

PSA:

[radicarian]

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

[mjalti]

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

[caffeinewitchcraft]

IMO, it’s healthier to conceptualize it this way. So instead of being like “why am I being so weird? I’m an introvert, I like being alone!” you say, “Ah, I must be supergluing googly eyes to my bathroom faucet because I haven’t met my minimum threshold of social interaction and I’m trying to fill that void with these tiny pieces of plastic. Maybe I should invite someone over for dinner. They sure will be surprised by all these eyes watching them while they poop.”

[witha-boxofscraps]

Due to Elon Musk becoming the first trillionaire, I propose we start a chain of the most embarrassing fucking things he’s ever done to forever immortalise what a fucking loser he is.

I’ll start.

Trying to bribe a woman on his staff to have sex with him in exchange for a horse and STILL getting rejected.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

That time he bought twitter to make everyone stop dunking on him and STILL got horribly rekt

[lesbiantomservo]

I've posted about this before, but a family friend's daughter worked for Starlink, and apparently, whenever Zoom meetings got tense (usually because he'd just screamed at someone for little reason), Elon would play dogshit EDM music THAT HE MADE in an attempt to, I guess, lighten the mood? And they'd all just sit there in silence while their boss's unlistenable EDM music played. In a Zoom call. With a minimum of 30 people present.

And then they'd all have to say, "That was great, Elon."

I get hives from the secondhand embarrassment just thinking about it.

[tofu-rebecca]

seeing "protect the action figures" as a response to "Protect the dolls" is maybe the most insulting thing I've ever seen, to both trans men and trans women.

[tofu-rebecca]

First of all, the term "protect them dolls" exists because trans women, and especially trans women of color, are killed disproportionally. you are literally "all lives matter"-ing this. Secondly, can we stop this stupid fucking trend of giving gay/trans men the worse version of something that already exists for women?

[tofu-rebecca]

I still remember having to explain to a lesbian that the term sapphic comes from a real poet who was a lesbian and had droves of love poems about women and is so influential her home is what lesbians are named after and "acheillian" comes from a guy from a story who might've fucked his friend.

[tofu-rebecca]

"The mlm flag is only so ugly because its the lesbian flag but with boy colors" ok well that's lame as fuck actually

[suziewoosy]

Literally !! get ur hands off my things get ur own !!!

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[elierlick]

You wouldn't know it from mainstream media, but cis lesbians are the most supportive group of trans people... even more than trans people ourselves!

Media doesn't present reality: it creates it. The moral panic over trans women in queer spaces is a contrived conflict invented to drive our community apart. But our movements are connected at their core, and we are stronger together.

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[bsaka7]

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

[junkyarded]

why isn't there a vietnamese restaurant on deep space nine

[hyenaswine]

"i'm dating this new guy, he's a podcaster" you dare say this to me on dyke day of all days?

[byjove]

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

[lesbiantomservo]

(gif by @buffysummers)

[weepingchoir]

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

[lonestatus]

you do notttt need spiritualism you need class consciousness

[lesbiantomservo]

Had a really successful time at my friend's birthday party tonight

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!