Pluto @starlingpluto - Tumblr Blog

[This user believes platonic love is just as important as romantic love.]

for anon

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

hokkotarumae

when i have to be mildly assertive towards someone who was nice to me for my own comfort

bunniope

if he was bitten by a small burger he would be slider-man. just something to consider going forward

fellator

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

mxrderscenes

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

allthingswhumpyandangsty

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

gmanmedias

💙 💙 💙

💛 💛 💛

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

phalevolent

“I asked chatgpt” okay well I asked Phil Lester and he told me table cloths were invented to prevent boners

wotcaneyesay

happy 16 years to dan and phil 💜

thesituation

weed strain called they hit the pentagon

skysybil

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

thesituation

let’s be business partners

necrowyrm

I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com

caraslug

Dude, I was in stats today and I saw that a question had a school's mascot as a nighthawk and I completely forgot that a nighthawk isn't just a NPMD thing...