One of them Gays™

Gay || 22 Utah || ΨΦΨ Stuck in Character Creation

[e-lluminati]

[versacemom]

Me @ the cdc telling me not to eat ass during quarantine

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

if i see a man's body hair my brain stops working

[berniedette]

BITCH BEEN THERE lmaooo x

[hyleean-deactivated20180807]

this is one of my favourite moments in Drag Race herstory and it does not get the attention it deserves 

[valtsv]

sword flirting

[valtsv]

its like sword fighting except instead of trying to kill each other when you disarm your partner you kiss. the levels of sluttiness and homoeroticism remain exactly the same.

[queercbc]

Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

[the-privateer]

i feel that it’s important to note that the guy with him NEVER at any point realizes that they’re in a gay bar/club

[outofcontextpkmn]

[leggomyriego]

[roscolux]

happy vday b careful out there

[youlovetoseeit]

heck yeah

[gahhhdamn]

Remember this remix you made in elementary

[valtsv]

my favorite thing in the entire world is fiction that takes the concept of “space ship” to its literal extreme i’m not even exaggerating that shit rocks

[valtsv]

pics that make you yearn for a life in a universe that only exists in your daydreams

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[crimewave420]

what kind of blogs do you follow

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

[romansleftshoulderpad]

No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just

Person A: Character you can project onto

Person B: Your type

[astraldreadnought-deactivated20]

[stonedunseelie]

[themoufofthesouth]

Yes I identify as a top. And yes I bottom. We exist.

[dumbminican-deactivated20240901]

The League of Tops has deemed this statement untoplike, condoning vers behavior and is therefore revoking your topping membership immediately.

[themoufofthesouth]

You can have my Top Card©. The premium benefits package was pretty nice but dealing with our bottom clientele was more hassle than reward. The Versatile & Position Non-Binary Alliance™ has a better working model and more upward mobility (if you catch my drift). I’m good luv, enjoy.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

bottom academy still recruiting for the 2019-2020 academic year sistren

[themoufofthesouth]

I attended my freshman year. No benefits, malicious environment, sub-par healthcare, terrible alumni package, the dinning hall only served fiber pills and water, and don’t get me started on the strict top associates. Made some good hunties tho.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

we applied for funding through the BBB (Better Bottoms Bureau) and now offer cross-disciplinary trainings and a diversity initiative to recruit, train, and properly integrate vers bottoms into our workforce :) plus we got a bidet now!

[themoufofthesouth]

I’m so proud that yall are making strides to improve but it’s gonna take years to improve your RateMyProlapse score. Good luck boo

[girlpunk-enjoyer]

Oh we’re performing behaviours are we? We’re acting in ways??

[orotundmutt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[wetslickfruitspritzer]

Amen