Themoonand_stars1977

[rablovergirl]

Hear me out...

Regulus riding James' abs because he's horny, but also pissy at James

James' view is like looking up at heaven. It's truly to die for.

But also, James knows Regulus. He knows that there's no way on earth humping his abs is enough to get Regulus off. And the only reason Regulus would ever prevent himself from getting off is if he wanted to prevent James from getting off. So James is aware he must have done something to piss him off. The problem is though, the thing he must have done could be an extremely miniscule thing that he didn't even think twice about.

"Reg, baby, you're soaking me," he tried. Regulus was gasping on top of him, moving so slowly that he was hardly getting any friction. "Let me help you. This won't get you off, love."

James tried to place a hand on Regulus' hip but that turned out to be a mistake. Regulus glared down at him, grasping both of James' wrists and pinning them above his head.

It's all so hot. Truly. The weight on top of James, the feeling of Regulus' thighs planted on his chest, the wetness pooling underneath Regulus. It all has James feeling quite faint.

"You don't deserve it, Potter."

Potter. So it was really bad then.

"But you don't deserve it either, darling. You deserve to get off, baby, don't you think?"

Regulus really is desperate, his eyes have that slightly glazed look. But James should know him well enough to understand it's never that easy to get out of an apology.

Regulus is smirking down at him, that evil smirk that runs in his family.

"You're right," he reaches over to the bedside table, pulling open the drawer and pulling out his favourite dildo, the one that was modelled after James. "I do deserve it."

"No, Reg, please. Let me. I'm sorry, please let me. Just tell me what I did and I'll never do it again. Just, please let me make you come."

It's all it takes for Regulus to inch down his chest, James' cock finally catching on Regulus' hole. He's so wet and James is just so hard. Regulus can't even hold back his moan.

"Last night," last night was Sirius' birthday party. "You spoke to him, and I was sitting on the couch alone, waiting for you to tell him to fuck off."

James loved when Regulus got possessive. Regulus got everything he wanted growing up, he never had to claim anything, it was already his. So, James was different. James was something that needed to be claimed, in Regulus' opinion.

"You mean Benjy?"

"Don't call him that," Regulus snaps. Oh, he was really pissy about this. "He's your ex boyfriend. He never managed to get the fucking hint after you broke up with him. He still wants to take you."

James could never be taken from Regulus. He would rather die. Regulus had him completely devoted, if James were sane enough he might think it to be unhealthy how dependent he was on Regulus' love. But in this life, and every other, he wasn't. He was head over heels in love. He wouldn't dream of leaving, or being taken away.

"He could never take me from you," he whispered. "You're what I live for, darling. Let me help you. Let me fill your pretty hole, yeah? It was made for me. I was made for you. To worship you."

And yk, if there's one thing Regulus loves, it's being wanted.

[chaoticallykinkygrem]

THIS IS WHY YOU ASKED ME AND EGO ABOUT AB RIDING?! Omg im in love. With you. With your brain. With this post. Ugh I’m so lucky we’re already married!!!!!!

[rablovergirl]

GREM PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK IM INEXPERIENCED WITH RIDING /j

happily married and in love with you ofc ofc ofc🫶

[alter-ego-xxx]

nsfw

Barty likes to have Regulus on his back, knees against his chest, practically folding him in half, and using his hands to spread him out even further so he can easily reach all the most sensitive parts of Reg's cunt.

Regulus has never been happier about the ballet lessons he took when he was younger...

[starcroww]

Sirius is babygirl no matter what characterization you see him as. androgynous and wears skirts? Babygirl. 6’4 and buff? Babygirl. 70’s fuckboy rocker? Babygirl. short twink? Babygirl. Genderfluid? Babygirl. Babygirl is a state of mind.

[lawnmower56]

Starchaser is for when James is in love with regulus and Reg thinks he ridiculous (loves the idiot anyways) and sunseeker is for when Regulus is down bad for James but it will probably never be returned, Jegulus is for everything.

[alwaystightrope]

[basilbardlovesthestars]

The black brothers except they just heard their mother apologise for yelling at the expensive breeded cat they were gifted after it got hurt.

Regulus wondering if they weren't hurt enough to deserve apologies,

Sirius getting yelled at for not bringing the right ice for the cat,

knowing if he mentions Walburga apologizing to the cat and not him

for the yelling he'd probably be more injured than the cat.

[my-castles-crumbling]

scream - @rosekillermicrofic - cw: homophobia, child abuse, violence - word count: 405

There were a million reasons why Barty was in love with Evan Rosier. 

His fucked-up piercings that lay crooked on his face and ears. 

His tattoos, half of which had been placed on his skin by Barty, himself. 

His odd, convoluted personality that left most people confused but left Barty amused and a bit hot around the collar. 

His smile.

But one of the most important reasons was that he never yelled. Honestly, Barty had assumed he wasn’t capable. He had this low, creepy kind of voice that left most people on-edge and nervous, but left Barty relaxed and feeling safe. Even in the loudest of places, Evan just….didn’t scream.

Until one day, at the end of sixth year. The Hogwarts Express had just sluggishly rolled into the station and, after a rather passionate goodbye in the safety of their compartment, the two of them were looking for their families. Evan found his first. 

“You’ll write,” he said to Barty nervously, his eyes narrowed like he was accusing him of something. “You’ll be okay.” 

Barty wasn’t sure if he was trying to remind himself or Barty. “Always am, Rosie,” he reminded him.

But soon after he turned away, grimacing to stop himself from doing something stupid like crying, he was greeted by a cuff to the head that made him stagger, stars blooming behind his vision. 

“Saw you snogging that boy in the train. Disgusting,” Barty’s father growled in his ear as he pulled him upright, shaking him a bit.

Barty’s stomach sank. “I–” he gasped, unsure what to say. 

But before he could form words, there was a yell, louder than he’d ever heard. “Oi, you fucking prick!”

And, with a strange tripping movement, his father was wrenched away, pressed to the brick nearby.

“Don’t you dare!” Evan yelled, his voice thunderous as he pinned Barty Crouch Senior to the wall. “Don’t you fucking dare–!”

“Evan,” Barty murmured, his arms shaking. “It’s okay.”

It took several seconds, during which the small crowd of people who hadn’t left yet watched nervously, murmuring to each other, but Evan loosened his grip and stepped back. 

All three men stared at each other for a long moment before Evan whispered. “He will be okay,” violently stabbing a finger to Barty’s father, “Or your Ministry friends will hear,” before storming away.

And, to Barty’s delight, his father just gaped after him, before turning and storming away as well.

[rosekillermicrofic]

[starmanbowie99]

And what if I said I was In love with you now

[theblackswan-and-thewhiterose]

After Evan died, Barty would’ve attempted to drink himself to death whilst engaging in the most dangerous, life-threatening activities. He wouldn’t spare a second thought to the risk posed by the impulsive decisions made to bring himself a step closer to death. Barty just wanted to be with Evan, even if it meant cutting his life short in the process.

Barty’s life never meant anything to him, but once Evan was gone, he no longer had something to live for.

[madewithmoonstone]

regulus black with this hair

[star-liit]

Regulus I write down my brother's appointments because god knows he won't remember them Black Sirius I dilute my mother's perfume because the smell overwhelms my brother Black Regulus I pretend I want to hold my brother's hand because he's too proud to admit he can't stop fidgeting Black Sirius I coach my brother to recognise social cues Black Regulus I learned through painstaking observation that my hypocrite brother lacks tact Black Sirius I sleep in t-shirts because my brother overheats in his long sleeves at night and gets overstimulated by sudden temperature changes Black Regulus I learned not to take offence to being interrupted mid-sentence at a very young age for some reason Black Sirius I wear the same jacket even in the height of summer because my brother likes the texture Black Regulus I proofread my brother's homework for careless errors and resent the fact he can knock out a brilliant essay without a lick of formal research Black Sirius I can't stick to a schedule to save my life, but I know exactly what time my brother will want an excuse to leave the dinner table to start his night routine Black Regulus I got really good at patching up minor wounds as a child because my brother took approximately eight stupid risks a day Black Sirius I have to remind my brother to take regular study breaks or he'll sit in the same position for six hours and whine about his neck hurting later Black Regulus I once had to start over five times when I tried to draw my brother as an adult because he couldn't decide what he wanted to be when he grew up Black Sirius my brother is neurodivergent, is that coming across Black Regulus and what the fuck are you Black Sirius I kept my brother's room organised exactly as he liked it long after he died because I know how much it mattered to him Black

[star-liit]

Give me Regulus Black having impeccable manners that backfire on him constantly because he has a flat affect and comes across as sarcastic or oddly menacing.

Regulus Black earnestly holding doors open or offering to stay behind after class to help his professors clean up after being raised to respect his elders—only to be accused of fishing for House Points.

Regulus Black never missing an opportunity to say please and thank you—only to have half the Slytherin common room sarcastically thanking each other for breathing.

Regulus Black discreetly pointing out that there is a difference between a dinner fork and a dessert fork to save someone the embarrassment of getting it wrong—only to be called an elitist prick.

Regulus Black writing a sincere apology note at the bottom of his homework when it’s a quarter of an inch shorter than required—only to be told to rewrite the whole thing because you're not clever, and you're not getting out of it, Black.

Regulus Black offering to walk Lily Evans back to her common room after a Slug Club meeting because it's late, it's dark, and his father always said that girls should have an escort—only to be told that he's a chauvinist, and she would be much safer by herself.

Regulus Black assuming that his teacher is waiting when they ask a rhetorical question while berating the class—only to lose House Points for insolence when he raises his hand to answer.

Regulus Black refusing to be a sore loser despite wasting months of training for the Quidditch Cup, knowing that good sportsmanship dictates he should shake hands with the victors—only to have James Potter smugly declare he's running out of chances to beat him.

Regulus Black reminding a group of first years there's a curfew and they should make their way back to their common room to be on the safe side—only to be accused of making threats because he forgot to smile.

Regulus Black offering to let Remus go ahead of him on the stairs because he looks a little unsteady on his feet the day after a full moon—only to be accused of making fun of him for reasons wholly unknown to Regulus.

Sirius Black feeling morally superior and spending half his life coaching his brother on how to avoid accidentally upsetting people—only to take a prank too far and lose all his friends in one fell swoop.

Wholly unnecessary addition.

[rablovergirl]

Thoughts on Rosestarkiller?

YES ANON YES MY THOUGHTS ARE SCREAMING TO BE LET OUT

they are such lovely murderous psychopaths. regulus the cockslut, barty the attention whore and evan who is happy to satiate both of their needs.

I'm talking regulus down on all fours on the bed getting his throat fucked by evan's cock (huge) while evan let's barty fuck his hand while he whispers to him so filthily. Regulus isn’t getting focused on but he can't seem to care when he has a cock in his mouth.

Evan fucking regulus so hard he's shaking the bed while barty has to sit and watch because he misbehaved. Evan gets barty to fuck regulus and make him come but barty himself isn't allowed to even though he's aching.

they're murder husbands ofc. Barty especially loves seeing regulus come home, sweaty and bloody with a manic look in his eye. He licks the blood off regulus until his own lips are red, then eats him out and fucks him as a reward.

regulus getting fucked by evan and sucking barty off at the same time. Evan spanking him and calling him a cockslut while he's gagging around Barty’s cock. Or barty fucking evan while regulus sits on evan's face. There's an infinite number of ways they could and would do it.

Sometimes evan will come home to the other two already naked and engrossed in each other, kissing and biting roughly at each other. Sometimes he punishes them for it by telling them what to do to each other but refusing to join in until regulus is whining for his cock and barty is pissy evan isn't giving him physical attention.

I need other thoughts on them please I beg

[curiouslymyown]

Barty ‘I’m a creep’ x Evan ‘I’m a weirdo’ x Regulus ‘what the hell am I doing here’

[noblehouseofgay]

Reg: what do you guys want to do this weeken-

Barty and Evan: blood sacrifice

Reg:

Reg: why do I still live with you freaks

[coyotelip]

a while ago I saw a tweet like "I can't be in a polyamorous relationship because how could they have sex while I was grocery shopping".

and it led me to the funniest hc about rosestarkiller in a polyamorous relationship — they literally have a little chart on the fridge where they write down who had sex with whom this week.

and no, it's not really about bickering, it's just that barty is a crazy math genius and he genuinely enjoyed creating this system: the chart has different points for different sexual activities, and they can jokingly rate each other.

evan is a powerpoint nerd, so there is a good chance that you will see a presentation showing the satisfaction scores of each of them.

regulus, on the other hand, simply feels more comfortable seeing pure statistics. it allows his brain to stop imagining disturbing scenarios and concentrate on facts.

and all of them are gamers, so they treat that as a funny quest with achievements.

[rablovergirl]

PLEASE elaborate more on sex tape Rosestarkiller. Please.

AHHHH yes yes yes ofc they're so hot.

Some may say they've made too many, some may say they haven't made enough. I think the whole thing is their version of promotion for their new song "sex tape".

they release multiple, I think it starts with a little teaser sort of thing. Regulus walking into his room, taking his shirt off and just as he starts to remove his tiny shorts and you get a view of lace the video cuts. Their fans freak out thinking new single, like any normal person would. But then the next day, some random twitter account leaks their sex tape, the full 3 and a half hours of it. the random account is them but nobody has to know that.

the actual sextape itself is so hot, like they had a full expensive setup just for it to be filmed. So they get the best angles of regulus while he gets dp'ed. You can see his hole gaping open yet still trying to clench around them to be nice and tight for barty and evan.

The first half an hour of it is watching regulus undress and fingering himself on the massive bed they're rich enough to have lol. He's so wet, dripping onto the bed. He tries to ask barty to join him at one point only to be denied. "Put on a show darling, it's what you're made for. You should've gone into fucking porn, we could've made millions off of you." Regulus is handed a vibrator for his clit and doesn't ask for help again.

I also think it would be quite funny if reg and James were exes in this particular fame au so barty makes a snide comment about how James couldn't fuck him properly, how he must be so desperate for a good lay. Which ofc barty and evan are so happy to provide.

Exes jegulus is really only for that reason and also interviewers asking regulus about the comment only for regulus to laugh and say he's still waiting for a response.

anyway, regulus getting dp'ed is just yes. Him being stretched out around both of them, panting and whimpering but still feeling so good. Evan fucking him on his own and bending regulus in half, legs pressed against his chest as he fucks into him.

Regulus with his thighs bracketing barty's face, letting evan's cum drip from his cunt into barty's mouth as his rocks back and forth on top of him.

there's just so many thoughts.

[managone16]

Evan and Barty while fucking: Evan: That's it Barty- Barty, grinning: Did you know Barty: That the dopamine released in us is the same when we have an orgasm to when we solve a math problem? Evan, pausing: Evan: B, What the fuck-