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dreamallthememes

ftw

me: i can't wait for people to read this story!!

brain: you have to finish writing it if you want people to read it

me:

me: now that doesn't sound right

discount-supervillain

dankmemeuniversity

maddhog

toastbutteregg

tiktoksthataregood-ish

ryvko

I’M LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THIS FOR SOME REASON OH GOD??

paxamericana

bad news everybody. see you on the inside.

marxism-leninism-utenaism

sonypraystation

bigskycastle

what are your pronouns?

why. what are you saying about me

augieboogie-deactivated20171016

Lol when a 14 year old tries to tell off a 39 year old, gotta laugh.

Let’s just say meeting a real life Anti is an experience.

nosferatu4ever

Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life? Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*

augieboogie-deactivated20171016

So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking Reylo?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then he Mum finished with the classic line…

“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…

It was a great start to the day.

lostodosblancos

FUCKING LEGENDARY

I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE

dr4wn-to-y0u

IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

augieboogie-deactivated20171016

Her Mum just bought me a Nutella Banana crepe for breakfast to apologise!

thesovereignempress-deactivated

I take it back, this is the most amazing thread I’ve ever seen.

peacesmovingcabaret

Oh my God!!!! That is the most glorious Reylo BAMF!!! moments ever!!!! And I just love the irony!!! A bratty, rude little teen anti completely put in her place by her Reylo mother.