The Angst Queen

Angst is not a choice, it's a lifestyle

[starry-primrose]

Huzzah! The Journey is complete!

I forgot to post the fic on this hellsite when I initially published it, but here it is! Happy reading!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[askthewachowskifam]

Shadow, what are your thoughts on tea?

*The kids were hanging out at the Mean Bean Café, bothering Stone as per usual and introducing Blaze to the art of getting on Stone's nerves.*

Was anyone going to tell me tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?

*Tails chokes on his apple juice.* ACK- You've been putting it cold water?

Knuckles? Answer the question, Knuckles.

Yes, I thought for two years that the humans put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I did not realize there was an actual purpose.

You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

*Rouge looks visibly horrified.* Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE! *Rouge smacks the stove after each word for emphasis.*

BESTIE, IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN!?

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!?

LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat *Rouge places her mug on the stove* and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.

*Sonic laughs in disbelief.* You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.

*Shadow facepalms.* Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic.

*Blaze is pouring herself a cup of tea, looking visibly scandalized.* DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?

[ruslanan-art]

Some dynamic poses and lightning variations of hedgehogs from Sonic Prime!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[oswinstark]

“Sir this is a Wendy’s” for when you’ve been ranting for so long about something that nobody cares about and doesn’t actually matter

[taromilkteaw]

love them so hard 💙❤️

long time no see ya btw, this is an old drawing btw but i’ve been drawing a lot so i’m posting more this days xo

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

unpopular opinion probably but I actually like that ao3 doesn’t let people take back their kudos.

unlike social media platforms (which ao3 is not) where people unlike stuff whenever they think or find out the original posters’ moral compass doesn’t perfectly align with their own’s or whatever, and “likes” can be taken back at any time, ao3 treats kudos as something sacred. once you give it, it’s the author’s to keep forever.

[bulbagarden]

Hiya, Trainers! We're currently doing a Bang on our official forums under the theme of 'Everyday Life with Pokemon', and we'd absolutely love for you to join in! Making an account is free, and we're looking for plenty of writers and artists to come in and join our Bulbabang festivities! Click on this link for more info!

A Bang is an event where writers submit short stories based around a theme (in this case, 'Everyday Life with Pokemon'), and then after those stories are done, artists create pieces based upon those stories in collaboration with authors. Once the event is finished (sometime in the autumn), we'll have come together as a creative community! This is a super amazing event and the first time we're doing anything like this, so please please consider joining in 🤍

[justmarcysstuff]

Sonic X scene in the movie version

[kushblazer666]

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[justmarcysstuff]

🎬

[color-palettes]

Rydeen - Submitted by Fastman27

#A1E7F0 #3ACEF7 #2A51C7 #351875 #350D46 #A11212 #ED7134

[kitcartt]

Quick doodle 🖤💙

Based:

[kitcartt]

Idols doodle 🖤💙‼️

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[bluering8]

so i keep the notifications on this blog turned off but apparently this post got reblogged a lot while i wasn't looking and there are upsettingly many people in the notes saying things like "oh but my maximum is only 40%" so let me be incredibly fucking clear: this is a post about not working yourself to exhaustion and the importance of keeping some energy in reserve. if your maximum is """40%""" then that's not your fucking 40% then is it. that's your 100%. do 60% of that. if 40% is your 100% then you've gotta get used to really giving it your 24% as a default, or whatever.

don't work yourself to exhaustion! keep energy in reserve!! maybe unionise or something, i don't know!!! i'm not some magic wizard of knowing how to solve capitalism, i just made a post when i was kinda drunk and not thinking very hard and now people keep reblogging it and saying depressing things in the notes.

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]