[marveldaily]

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

delighted that this post has lived on in people’s hearts

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

me being a jack of all trades: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!!

me being a master of none: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bricesander]

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]

it might take a day. it might take a year, but what’s meant to be will always find it’s way.

[slaking]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[neverthere12345]

[prostylgel]

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

[sakura-haruka]

#Best friends

[urrrrica]

[officialwhitegirls]

this post gave me pink eye

[devipotato]

pink is a good color and that’s that

[ruanv]

[trinityfanclub-deactivated20150]

yeah he’s cute but does he want to be ur vacuum cleaner

[spacepprincess-deactivated20140]

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

[deb-oceans]

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[lornagonigall]

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr