Protecting you from the bad sanses! @starsanses-quotes - Tumblr Blog

First post of the star sans account!

Lets get things outta the way

Ships

Dreamberry

Drink

And thats fucking it! However i am willing to sacrifice myself and add inkberry

My view of the star sanses

In my personal opinion the star sanses group consists of ink,blue,dream,and corefrisk.

Pronouns

Ink - he/him

Dream - he/they/she/it (same for nm tbh)

Blue - he/him

Core - they/them

Now that thats outta the way lets begin.

#dream sans #ink sans #swap sans #core frisk

Ink : I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...

Dream: Hey, what’s up with Ink ?

Ink : I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.

Swap: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.

Core, to Ink : Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!

Ink : SHUT THE HELL UP, CORE! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

#ink sans #core frisk #dream sans #swap sans #star sanses

Ink : *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Ink : Anyways, you said Core is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

#ink sans #core frisk

Swap is the bravest person I know. They can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying. -Dream

#dream sans

Ink : Do I least have a chance to explain myself?

Core: This is America, so nope!

Ink : This isn't America, this is OHIO!

#ink sans #core frisk

Swap, turning to Ink : Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

#ink sans #swap sans

Ink : Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

Core: Milfs.

Swap: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Ink : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

Dream: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

Dream: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Swap: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.

Ink : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Ink : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

Dream: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

Core: What? No! It isn't!

Dream: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Swap: Dream...

Dream: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Swap: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

Dream: INK , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Ink : The word milf has been ruined for me.

Core: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Swap: Y'all are dumbasses.

#ink sans #swap sans #dream sans #core frisk #star sanses

Dream: Why do you look like that?

Swap, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Dream: Like you’re dead.

Swap: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Core: Swap accidentally called Ink “babe” in front of everyone today.

Swap: *sobs into the floor*

#ink sans #swap sans #dream sans #core frisk #star sanses #inkberry

Ink : Dream! I can't do this stupid math!