Rough
If you send me “Rough” I’ll shuffle my playlist for the song that will play while my muse has sex with yours
Wait…aren’t you the 200+ year old virgin?
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Rough
If you send me “Rough” I’ll shuffle my playlist for the song that will play while my muse has sex with yours
Wait…aren’t you the 200+ year old virgin?
“Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” –Brian Hyland
“….”
Smooch!
Send “Smooch!” for a reaction to my muse suddenly being kissed by yours.
Considering the man was usually bashful enough to fight off even the most mild of kisses from her his abrupt kiss not only startling but completely unexpected. A quick glance up told her the reason why. A sprig of mistletoe had been hung, one she had missed until he had rather directly let her know of it’s location.
Licking her lips she cleared her throat, looking up into his face. “Merry Christmas t’you too, Spangles.”
There were many things that made him blush, kisses and any mention of sex were enough to send him red and scuttling away awkwardly. Still, it was the holiday season and he was traditional still to observe the necessity of kissing one should you get caught under the mistletoe. Thus spotting the fire nymph under a sprig, he’d had to go kiss her of course.
It was only a small kiss, enough to be surprising though and by the time he’d finished he was bright red. “M-Merry Christmas.”
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[His breath is a bit laboured, but he seems to be slowing it in an effort to even it out. He yawns, but his arms only wrap tightly around his own torso.]
It’s okay. I’m okay.
[There’s a soft breath out and he moves to touch his cheek after a moment.]
You should sleep.
Hey. i mean, you can undercook them and they’ll be hard as rocks! Or you can get them too bland and everything!
[But he’s being offered beer so he’s cool. He heads to the fridge, chooses one, and doesn’t bother asking where the bottle opener is. There’s one on his keychain. He’s got this and is sipping casually already.]
Not a bad choice.
I know, but I don’t.
[He’s mixing the meat and other items together, intent on making a good burger. He mixes a bit of the beer in and a few liquid sauces to add a bit more flavour.]
Thanks.
“The pain in the butt that cut me in line at the McDonald. Apparently he didn’t see me standing there about to order.”
“What a jackoff, I’ll hunt him down and beat him up for you.”
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“Some people can be so rude.”
“They really can be. Who do I need to beat up?”
A Marriage proposal
“I’ll make it up t’you, I promise.” She reaches out to take his hand. “In any way y’want.” Given her status as one of the Fae, her word is law. If she promised something, she had to keep it.
There’s a benefit for him in the idea of being married, even if it’s temporary. When others try to start challenging him about being a virgin he’ll have the cover of having been married at one point.
“Candy. A lot of candy Roxy.”
A Marriage proposal
“’Course I am. What makes y’think I wouldn’t be?” She sighs, “It’ll only be for a night. Annulments are easy enough t’get if y’have the right qualifications.”
He sighs again, rubbing at his face. “You’re certain there’s no other way?” Another pause then a quiet sigh. “Alright.”
A Marriage proposal
“Because they need proof. And they check for that proof. Believe me, I’ve tried before.” She runs a hand through her curls. “Look, it doesn’t have t’be anythin’ more than paper and only as long as it takes for me t’get what I need done. Actually, I’d prefer that. I’m not ready t’go anythin’ farther than a few kisses with anybody anyway.”
There’s a moment of pause, while he processes that before staring at her. “You’re a virgin too.” It’s only said with a little incredulity. staring at her for a moment longer before rubbing at his face. “Look. I want to help, really... but married?”
'Don't go where I can't follow'
“But Rox, I really need to pee.”
“No Q’s?“
“No, I just need to use the bathroom and you can’t come in with me.”
A Marriage proposal
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He made a noise, staring at her for a moment and rubbing at his face. It makes her look confused as fuck, tilting his head as he considers what she’s saying. On one hand, he’ll be helping her out, but on the other, he’s not certain that he could actually marry her.
“We can’t just pretend?”
Org XIII as FlightRising gods
Kathryn Of The Waste: So we have Xigbar as shadow, Xaldin as wind, Vexen as ice, Demyx as water, Roxas as light, Xemnas as plague, Saix over the beasties, Marluxia over nature, Larxene over lightning, Axel over fire, Zexion as arcane, and Lexaeus as earth with Luxord as a true neutral running the fairgrounds.
Mids: Sounds about right
Kathryn Of The Waste: Yay
Mids: Kingdom Hearts can be applied to everything. Like Doctor Who.
'Don't go where I can't follow'
“But Rox, I really need to pee.”
//Waaait. Use this one// 'Don't go where I can't follow'
They’d done everything together for so long it was hard to remember a time when they’d not been together. From the womb (whether metaphorically or literally) to most recently, they were two tiny crusaders forging off the land and living among the native peoples of their lands. There was no separation, not yet. Just one large land to wander and thrive off of. To their people, they were spirits, things not quite understood. Any child who lived out in the winter alone should have surely perished, but not this pair.
They were inseparable - that is until the others came. Those with paler skin and fair hair, who explored and once or twice tried to capture them. They’d never been very dark to begin with but their skin began to change, lightening with the arrival of more and more. When the older beings who seemed to garner the same respect and fear that they did arrived, they watched from hollows in reeds along the shore; from the trees and the bushes, tracking their movements. They chose their favorites, popping up every so often to take the treats that were left for them, but they were always together, always one.
Until he came. When he came, the bolder of the two approached him. His speech was strange but somehow he understood. Come with me and let me guide you. A few thoughts were spared towards his brother, but with taking the offer he failed to hear the quiet whisper as he walked away.
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