I laugh at my own jokes

19/Pansexual Taken 12/20/2017

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pancakeke]

hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

🐝 this bee is rooting for you. he knows you’re gonna be okay

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s card is: A non business card

[lesbianrey]

my internship boss was talking about how he had to work in a mail room to make ends meet during college where he “only made $6/hr” and

[rainaftersnowplease]

Your casual reminder that if the minimum wage had kept pace with inflation, it’d be a little over $22/hour today!

[a-green-bean-remade-deactivated]

[ID: Screenshot of an online inflation calculator that shows that $6 in January 1980 has the same buying power as $18.73 in January 2017. /END ID]

[movietvetc]

#day 7 in quarantine

[peteneems]

[memewhore]

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

[assaultand-flattery]

I’ve been victimized

[onward-to-victuuri]

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

[burnfoofighters]

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

[patanu102]

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

how many star in the sky

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Like 7 star

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

good job nasa keep up the good work

[annoyinger]

me, when I see a dog:

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[ripe]

[skygenders]

[catchymemes]

Bad News Bear

by Honey Dill