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selfshipping blog..... ew cringe !

[starscreamsdog]

doubles pleeeeease block me okay im sure youre all lovely people but i just dont want to see that ojay. thank you. EVIL NONSHARER AHEAD !!

remade my selfshipping blog because i felt like it what everr. you want to know my main blog ? what are you, a cop ? (its @deceptifunk)

i selfship with starscream from transformers. #yepppppp. (i use she/her for starscream). my self-insert / sona / whatever . ↓ its name is zoneout (it/she/he)

check out my awesome wiki page. for the record i dont like fandom wikis but come on how could i pass up this opportunity.

also check out my webshrine / collection of starscream merch. (warning for autoplaying music !!)

↓ tagging system ↓

#doodling - stuff i have drawn. #talking - saying words about things. talking like the heads. #shitposting - non serious posts. shitposts. #template fills - filling in those selfship templates because theyre literally fun #reblogs - self explanatory. NSFW POSTS AND REBLOGS WILL BE TAGGED AS #NSFT DO NOT LOOK AT THESE IF YOU ARE A #MINOR OR ELSE THE POLICEMAN WILL GET YOU.

i tag (almost) everything as #starscream x oc for the sake of the folks with that tag blocked.

[starscreamsdog]

f/o with no canon birthday worse than being in an eternal torture chamber honestly

[chivachill]

[starscreamsdog]

what if there was a horsies (starscream horse is on artfight...)

[starscreamsdog]

more doodlings

[lov3dream]

happy girlfriend day to selfshippers who are girlfriends or have girlfriends. especially if you and your f/o are girlfriends youre iconic and today is for you <3

[lovefromhelly]

all selfshippers with evil malicious ass f/os pulling out the soft gentle comfort imagines whenever something bad happens i feel you and get you so hard and you are not alone actually mad scientist dr finklethorp who wants to kill everyone ever WOULD snuggle with you and give you soft kisses actually they told me so

[blorpingtonn]

Which weapon type would your f/o main in Splatoon?

Shooters

Rollers

Brushes

Spatlings

Sloshers

Chargers

Brellas

Dualies

Blasters

Stringers

Splatanas

They'd flip flop between multiple!!

Voting ended onAug 12

[vyrroca]

“please love me back….”

[triviavampirekisses]

i really really really like this scribble of them

[starscreamsdog]

some bullshit i cooked up

[starscreamsdog]

thank you tfnation 2026 for giving me an opportunity to spend a lot of money on new shiny wife merchandise i am so ver.y happy about it. my collection grows.

[starscreamsdog]

i finally got an actual g1 starscream toy.. thats been a goal for a few years now. mp-3g is kind of a grail figure for me so thats the next goal i suppose. tfn 2027 will hate to see me coming

[starscreamsdog]

thank you tfnation 2026 for giving me an opportunity to spend a lot of money on new shiny wife merchandise i am so ver.y happy about it. my collection grows.

[starscreamsdog]

everyone loves my incredible oregon trail poll

[starscreamsdog]

my awesome poll

what would kill your f/o on the oregon trail

dysentery

fever

measles

cholera

typhoid

exhaustion

snake bite

broken leg

broken arm

drowning

actually my f/o would make it to oregon alive

Voting ended onAug 4

[dormantshipping]

How many enemies does your F/O have?

No enemies at all

Very few enemies

They have a recurring rival

They have a few recurring rivals

They have at least 1 group of enemies

They have multiple groups of enemies

They frequently make enemies

They are infamous or widely hunted down

Everyone has it out for them

Voting ended onAug 2

[maladextra]

cable management