Devastatingly Handsome

Max | Queer | They/them

[starsn-palemoonlight]

Guys, I found the nuclear codes…

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[starsn-palemoonlight]

this is extremely difficult for me to talk about but my hours at work got cut almost completely and it’s going to be nearly impossible for me to make ends meet this month. if anyone is able to help i would be extremely thankful, but please don’t feel obligated.

if you are able to help and want to my paypal is @Maxxrae

[firesidecottage]

Reblog to put a handful of grass that you just tore out of the dirt onto the person you reblogged from’s head

[transgenderchuuya]

Woah it's really hard to write when you're tipsy

Here's a picture of my puppy!! His name is beans he's the love of my life

[afriendlyblackhottie]

This was riveting

[marinebiologyshitposts]

oh you like marine biology? name everything that ever lived in the ocean ever

it's just me down there

[tooquirkytolose]

The rate at which those gay little pirates consumed my mutual's entire brains....blorbos in law speedrun

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

they will put a man in a form fitting black t shirt to show you he is a whore they will put a man in a form fitting white t shirt to show you he is sick in the head

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

[image description: tags that read “man in black and white shirt is a mime which is a combination of both“ /end i.d.]

[glidebylilychouchou]

i <3 asserting my pedestrian right of way

[writing-prompt-s]

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

[rameldrive-deactivated20170511]

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

[jewishdragon]

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[even-if-in-another-time]

EVERYONE DO THIS. EVERYONE

[forcedtoland]

TLC IS GETTING ANIMATED HELLO???????

[russiansandgod]

[vespertineflora]

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

[starsn-palemoonlight]

“the cheese is under the sauce” has the same vibe as “that’s enough slices” which has the same vibe as “her sister was a witch bro”

“the cheese is under the sauce” and “her sister was a witch bro” do not have the same vibe

[starsn-palemoonlight]

all three do, however, have the same vibe as the Homestuck fandom in 2016

[starsn-palemoonlight]

“the cheese is under the sauce” has the same vibe as “that’s enough slices” which has the same vibe as “her sister was a witch bro”

“the cheese is under the sauce” and “her sister was a witch bro” do not have the same vibe