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ALL. OF. THIS.

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

assiraphales

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

catchymemes

toskarin

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

catchymemes

kosmogrl

peppermoths

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

liberalsarecool

Billionaires lie. All the time.

musiicpix3l

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

fluffmugger

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

debaucheryandexcess

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

toskarin

"this game BROKE me" gets thrown around as clickbait a good bit, but I gave borderlands 3 a try and at one point early on a character went off on an unfunny standup rant that lasted just long enough that I felt something snap and just closed the game and never opened it again