starsonist

Any pronouns, I feed on chaos and ramen | TTRPG nerd | I consider myself a sculptor, kind of? Hobbyist, I guess. My blog has no theme, deal with it | bonus blogs starsonist-screams, starsonist-scribbles

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[starsonist-chaos]

im literally going to kill my brain with hammers

[homunculus-argument]

General rules to live by:

You gotta be tough if you're gonna be stupid. You can do stupid shit all you want but you're not going to avoid suffering consequences.

If you can't be tough, you gotta be nice. People can forgive a lot of stupidity if you're polite about it and pleasant to be around.

You can't tell whether you're stupid or not. There is literally no way to know in advance, for absolute certainty, whether the thing you're just about to do is genius or stupid before it either splendidly succeeds or blows up in your face.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[starsonist-chaos]

and then it’s more fun

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a catholic and have never even seen one up close, but I think the pope should start excommunicating people on the reg again. Just start publicly going "you know what, fuck you, you can't sit with us. You're not allowed in church or heaven on the grounds of being JD Vance. Eat shit and go to hell."

Stir shit up a little. What's the point of being the mouthpiece of god if nothing you say has consequences.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[damazcuz]

The instinct when seeing some shit to say "who the hell put this on my dash" and then scrolling up to see beloved mutual's name and icon. And looking the other way peacefully.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[starsonist-chaos]

so I just accidentally read IBS as intercontinental ballistic shit and. now I think that’s more accurate

[starsonist-chaos]

absolutely bullshit that you get sick when you’re stressed. like. can we not make the stress 9000 times worse by also making me feel like I’m gonna sneeze out a fucking pen cap

[anarchistmemedistro]

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[starsonist-chaos]

falling asleep is weird. Like. Yeah, we have to put on special sleeping clothes and we sleep for eight hours during part of which we vividly hallucinate but

there are special conditions we must be under to fall and stay asleep. no they’re not the same for everyone. some people are very light sleepers. some people sleep very heavily. some people have trouble falling asleep and some people are out in ten minutes. some people need to be under 70 blankets to sleep. some people sleep with just their top sheet. some people need to have the noises to sleep or else they will go crazy. some people need absolute silence to sleep or else they will go crazy. it’s a gamble.

[mclennonyaoi]

guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

[mclennonyaoi]

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

[mclennonyaoi]

this is going to change 2 truths and a lie forever for me