❝ Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet? ❞
❝ I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting. ❞
❝ Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds? ❞
❝ If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked. ❞
❝ Don’t touch any of my weapons without my permission. ❞
❝ Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. ❞
❝ I am stunningly attractive. ❞
❝ You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me. ❞
❝ What the hell was that for? ❞
❝ Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited. ❞
❝ Maybe we should all have code names. ❞
❝ I’m not really in the mood right now. ❞
❝ Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn’t make it a rubber duck,
does it? ❞
❝ And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. ❞
❝ We were just kissing. ❞
❝ How swiftly you dismiss our love. ❞
❝ Don’t be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. ❞
❝ The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited.
Like me. ❞
❝ You need a nude model. Well, I’m not in the mood. ❞
❝ It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random. ❞
❝ That’s why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don’t say anything, they just nod. ❞
❝ Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side. ❞
❝ If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you’d have died in childhood. ❞
❝ A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The
romance covers? ❞
❝ Just coffee. Black - like my soul. ❞
❝ I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners. ❞
❝ Tsk tsk. No swearing in church. ❞
❝ I like anyone killing things, especially me. ❞
❝ I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it’s more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. ❞
❝ And next time you’re planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. ❞
❝ Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests. ❞
❝ All knowledge hurts. ❞
❝ Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. ❞
❝ Those must be some killer late fees. ❞
❝ I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. ❞
❝ I could point out that you burned my clothes. ❞
❝ To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed. ❞
❝ Not everything that’s true needs to be said. ❞
❝ You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated
sexual attraction. ❞
❝ Haven’t you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait? ❞
❝ The most terrible things men do, they do in the name of love. ❞
❝ You want me to hold your hand? ❞