[frigiddeviant]

You're in her Dm's. I'm in her daydream fantasies of domestic houselife. We are not the same.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[quidditygenesis]

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[phoemount]

[5d8552]

[dank-wholesome-memes]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[theweirdwideweb]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[just-shower-thoughts]

That 70s Show could be rebooted as That 90s Show and have the same cast, aged appropriately.

[designedslut]

rihanna would never let a man ruin her life and neither will I

[taronzegerton-archive-deactivat]

some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows

[frawgs]

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

[cosmicvibecheck]

[thepoisonroom]

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

[feistiest]

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[shitpostting]

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

when bella got abandoned by edward we ALL got abandoned that was a group experience