Between Iron and Silver

Michelle. 30s. Find me on Ao3 at aw_writing_no. I'm a simple creature -- I see something that makes my shriveled walnut brain produce serotonin and I pounce.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[foxofninetales]

Coffee shop AUs

[vukovich]

I can’t be the only fanfic writer who’s forgotten what details are canon and what’s just dumb shit I made up.

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[thebelchers]

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

Kanye, in addition to being dropped from brands like adidas, is officially banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[en-lili]

the corinthian

[pukicho]

Why do we use airplanes when we could invent large mechanical snakes that slither on the surface instead

[pukicho]

Hold on hold on. Shhh

[pukicho]

That’s trains

[hi-raethia]

gay af to be a spy. whose cover are you blowing 🤨

[hi-raethia]

gay af to be a hitman. why are you hitting on men

[hi-raethia]

@bobarodent said it so i didn’t have to

[beardedmrbean]

[kosmogrl]

[aces-and-anime]

[fishsticxz-art]

trapinch trapinch trapinch trapinch trapinch trapinch trapinch trapinch

[fishsticxz-art]

target audience reached

[shittycryptids]

Profanitee

A manatee that swears at random times

[voidnachos]

[sleepy-bebby]

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

[buttercup-gamer]

Absolutely

[penny-anna]

u know that joke about how the more sympathetic an AITA headline sounds, the more likely they are to be an asshole

[ID: screencap of the heading of a Reddit post: WIBTA for choosing 7,000 orphans over my own daughter?]

[charlesoberonn]